every time something happens with birdsite i come here and check things, like examining a fallout shelter.

@def__init__e https://twitter.com/MoritzLaurer/status/1682668392765956096?t=cfDIAHQ3WZTJLXY7c86AtQ&s=19

Loyal Twitter users hiding in the bathroom while holding the whole app together with duct tape and gumption as Elon Musk breaks down the door with an axe, yelling "HERE'S JOHNNY!"

#Chandrayaan3 "It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy. Round is not scary. Pointy is scary. This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy. They will think that it is a huge robot dildo flying toward them."

@def__init__e send id

Tried out #Threads, seems to be a Twitter MVP 😂. Lots of celebs have already moved there. Fedi verse support coming. #RIP twitter.

Elon Musk achieves the impossible by making Zuckerberg the lesser evil - https://chaser.com.au/general-news/elon-musk-achieves-the-impossible-by-making-zuckerberg-the-lesser-evil/

Twitter, but run by a different billionaire!

Radical.

@vinayaravind Oppenheimer is going to be awesome

Maha chutiya Musk

Supreme Courts everywhere in all democracies seem to be an absolute boomer turdfest.

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#Modi at his press conference in the #whitehouse

https://youtu.be/aX-nW70AoHk

4chan (?): ‘#JoeRogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works

"glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow"

but he will also believe almost anything you tell him’

He’s like if Vin Diesel had a podcast

Dead Twitter acct steak_ham: ‘Back when I was a kid you didn't need #JoeRogan. Your best friend had a 27 year-old brother who was a fucking loser who would smoke pot in a room with blacklight posters and tell you that the Mayans invented cell phones’

Well done, American progressives!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/aoc-squad-modi-congress-address-b2361988.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Is #Modi also going to make an appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast? Lots of synergy there...maybe they can smoke some high quality Indian ganja together?

Wow. This is like a #publisher of #nazi #ideological books being awarded the Nobel Peace prize. #Gita #Press was the publisher of Hindu fundamentalists sympathetic to assassins of Gandhi.

@def__init__e https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1670782618160209921?t=Ug8vs9SF7FfsuH8C47CxXw&s=09

@def__init__e Kay Kay aahe stuffing