@0CynicalBastard I just got a message from a friend vacationing in Mexico, who's flying home tomorrow. She just tested positive for Covid and she said she's going to triple mask and fly home because she feels lousy and just wants her own bed.

When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.

@meisreal I read this and initially thought "but I'd have wanted to compare prices and features and and and and...." Then I reread your last sentence. Yes, that would cost so many spoons, timespoons, concentrationspoons. You are a lucky person to have a husband who saw a need and responded to you AND not have the need to control everything around you!

@stux It is important and I bet she appreciates it a lot. I would.

The Highway

Snow Day! #CatsOfMastodon

Congressman Hakeem Jeffries (NY-8) has been unanimously elected leader of House Democrats, the first Black person to lead either party in either chamber.

A new chapter with new leadership.

Well done, Mr. Leader!

@TheBird @rooster Delightful read, I like how you worked with the prompt.