Lemon 🍋

I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-06-09

Whoops! Accidentally let ahoylemon.xyz domain elapse. Fixing now...

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-05-15

Boots did this, but I needed to share it.

TechCrunch Headline: Sam Altman apparently does not respect olive oil.Sam Altman chugging olive oilSam Altman chugging olive oil, but it's a meme
Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-05-15

I got my mohawk back

Lemon, with sides of his head shaved
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2025-04-12

On the subject of ridiculously long album titles, Chumbawamba's penultimate album holds the Guinness world record for the longest. It is:

"The boy bands have won, and all the copyists and the tribute bands and the TV talent show producers have won, if we allow our culture to be shaped by mimicry, whether from lack of ideas or from exaggerated respect. You should never try to freeze culture. What you can do is recycle that culture. Take your older brother's hand-me-down jacket and

1/3

Lemon 🍋 boosted:
2025-04-12

Just reading the Wiki article for the band Snuff. I don't know why, but I was delighted by this line:

"In 1991, Snuff split up. During this period all three members applied to be the bassist for (the band) Leatherface."

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-03-24
Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-03-20
Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-03-13

Here's how AI is going to eliminate developers:
Eventually, people are just going to shout the word "AI" at people who work in development enough times that they all quit.

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-02-12

@genehack @voltagex also Ulster if you type it too fast.

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-02-07

@TheOtterDragon I love this drawing

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-02-03

Don't mind me, I'm just experiencing The AI Revolution! 👩‍🚀

Lemon 🍋 boosted:
harvey allbangersstarchy@infosec.exchange
2025-02-02

Are you DOOMSCROLLING? Well fucking keep going, why not, all the good doom's down below

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:heart_trans: notorious rgbrgb@cathode.church
2025-02-02
Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-01-29

@NealAStidham well, I let go of jerking.online because it ended up being too expensive to renew...

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-01-15

@parttimenerd Haven't been to Montreal before! Good luck

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-01-15

(report crimes as you see them please)

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-01-15

To celebrate the 40th Poutine Crime, I moved Not Poutine to a new URL.

notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2025-01-12
Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2024-11-20

The moral of Jurassic Park is "they should have paid Nedry better."

Lemon 🍋ahoylemon
2024-11-06

@hardyjohnson multiple times! He and Alex agreed on a lot.

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