Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000
but you can call me Alice
or Charlie
I DONT CARE!!!!
half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!!
I LOVE MEN!!!!
mr_test world record holder
was on yiay twice
pronouns in bio
disneys first openly gay character
diagnosis:
erectyle dysfunction/advd/irritable bowels/evil personality disorder
"skibidi tuah" - @vozercozer

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-26

i saw a video about art and it made me fucking pissed yay

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-26

explodes art with my mind

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-26

this shyt so tuff

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
2025-06-26
a sign on a lamp post that says "How to punish my daughter? My daughter is biting hair! I'm a single father so I don't have the maternal instinct. Calling all moms... Best way to tell her this is not okay with out being too harsh? Please write the answer:" followed by an answers box. The answers are all different handwriting variations of "Feed her a stew that makes her blind", "Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for 1 day", "Stew that blinds her for a day", "Feed her a type of stew that makes her blind for 1 day", "1 Day blinding stew"
Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-25

sims 4
animal crossing new horizons
pokemon sword & shield
pikmin 4
jackbox 8
what do all of these games have in common?

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-25

@vozercozer put them in your mouth and wait for your body heat to warm them up

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
2025-06-25
why is he WHITE
Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-25

HEARTBREAKING: nameless chicago taco store dancer story apparently "not beautiful at all" and "actually pretty fucked up" according to liberal leftists (my mom)

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-25

i wonder if people actually play games with nudemods on

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
2025-06-24

hi fans๐Ÿ˜‡
name 5 thingz that make you smile๐Ÿ’–โœจ๐Ÿ’•

ill start๐Ÿ‘‡
5. anime!!๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
4. hello kitty๐Ÿ’–
3. boyzzz๐Ÿ˜
2. gore ๐Ÿš€

1. you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’ž

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

@fif heart emoji heart emoji heart emoji spinning heart emoji sparkle heart emoji heart emoi heart emoji heart emoji

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

bought a paragon in chimps

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

@fif your retard power is off the charts.... you can use retard blast!

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

@midna.codeberg.page and also tomatos

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

@midna.codeberg.page very much would throw rocks and eggs at her

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

@vozercozer yeah.... yeah. yeah... yeahh.... yeah, yeah, yeah! ... yeah....

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
2025-06-24

why do people still "add edit: minor change that actually doesnt matter" to the end of their posts every time they edit them it serves actually no purpose

Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
journalist :stare:torepang@wetdry.world
2025-06-23
Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 boosted:
journalist :stare:torepang@wetdry.world
2025-06-23

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