Allan Friedman

#SBOM Champion. Full service technocrat. Now at @Cisagov, formerly NTIA. Lapsed{engineer, academic, author}. Personal Account.

2025-12-13

Did an eggnog taste test, and was surprised to find that I liked the supermarket brands over our local creamery.

2025-12-01

Happy eggnog-in-one’s-coffee season to all who celebrate!

A mocha pot and a carton of eggnog
2025-11-27

Teaching my nephew about the important things in life.

2025-11-12

@DaveMWilburn @adamshostack I’ve decided to call this “slop-forking”

2025-11-12

Tim Brown from Solar Winds suggests that a lot of AI-generated code will bend the curve away from explicit code reuse via dependencies and just rewrite code bases in a similar style. There are obvious #SBOM and #supplychain considerations.

1) do you agree that this style of code is increasingly common?
2) will snippet engines and AI-powered pattern matching help detect this code reuse and “AI-forking”?

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2025-11-12

"Cody Kociemba, the developer behind the Hack/House project, has taken it upon himself to maintain these aging devices. The solution is called "No Longer Evil," or “NLE” for short. It's an open-source project designed to give decommissioned Nest Thermostats a second life."

howtogeek.com/google-killed-ol

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2025-11-11

Updated "greek task list":

orphean task: when you almost succeed, but lose everything the moment you turn around to check your progress.

daedalean task: when you’re forced to design something brilliant and functional… that you yourself will inevitably become trapped inside.

medusan task: when your project becomes so horrifying that everyone involved freezes in place rather than deal with it.

tantaline task: when success is right there, but bureaucracy or budget cuts keep snatching it away at the last moment, forever.

pandoran task: when fixing one small issue unleashes a thousand new ones, but hey — at least there’s still hope somewhere in the ticket backlog.

odyssean task: when the assignment technically has an end, but it’s buried under so many side quests that you forget what the original goal was.

narcissian task: when the entire effort is about maintaining appearances rather than achieving anything of substance.

promethean task: when you give people a powerful new tool that could transform their work — and are punished eternally for doing so.

orestian task: when the mess you’re cleaning up is the direct result of the last cleanup you performed.

thesean task: when the only way to finish is to disassemble everything piece by piece — until you’re no longer sure if what’s left is the same project you started.

achillean task: when your work is flawless except for that one fatal oversight that will, inevitably, destroy you.

penelopean task: when you diligently undo by night what you accomplish by day, just to keep the stakeholders pacified.

midasean task: when everything you touch turns into paperwork, compliance documents, or gold-plated nonsense nobody actually needs.

gordian task: not intended to be actually done, but violence is the answer.

2025-11-11

@patrickcmiller I’m pretty good at bureaucrat-speak, and I have no idea what this actually means…

2025-11-11

Science is delicious. I was curious about sous vide vs reverse sear for cooking steak.

Methodology: two similar weight & thickness boneless ribeyes from the same primal were salted and treated with a bit of MSG. One was slow roasted in 200F oven until ~133F. The other was bagged and sous vide’d at 133F. Then both were dried and pan seared in cast iron.

Evaluation was a 3 sample Triangle Test with two tasters. Tasters were blinded but could talk as they tasted. Sample A & B were sous vide. C was reverse sear. N = 2.

Results: Tasters felt that the steaks were very similar, but both guessed that A and C were the same prep. Tommy liked C the best; I liked A. But both expressed that the preference ranking was very close.

Conclusion: sous vide and reverse sear are not significantly different preparations.

2025-11-05

I’m training my palate to reacclimatize to spicy. What’s a hot sauce that’s one layer up from Tabasco?

2025-11-01

Finally have a Sunday free. Anyone in the DC area up for watching the Steelers-Colts game tomorrow at 1?

2025-10-30

@msmeissn @bagder happy to chat about vex and CSAF

2025-10-30

Sigh. Grim news from our friends in Canada about skiddies poking at OT systems, but a potential wake up call for small operators and the policymakers who love them. It’s time to [quoting @joshcorman] SOS - get our Shit Off Shodan.

theregister.com/2025/10/30/hac

2025-10-25

A nice crisp autumn day for playing in the kitchen. Breaking down pumpkins for kaddo bourani, the Helmand-inspired candied pumpkin w meat sauce and smoked lamb shanks.

2025-10-19

Sunday morning chorin’

Knife sharpening
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toscalixtoscalix
2025-10-17

The SPDX community is now creating a new list — similar to the SPDX License List — but focused on cryptographic algorithms. This post shares how this effort started, its current status, the next steps, and a final call for participation.

toscalix.com/2025/10/14/introd

2025-10-17

RE: infosec.exchange/@jerry/115390

I want to grow up and be like @jerry, doling out thought leadership from the beach.

He says that forced password resets don’t address the most pressing problems we face right now (such as refilling @jerry’s daiquiri.)

2025-10-17

I’m probably not the first to make this joke, but:

If we are now referring to the Department of War, does that mean we need to focus on securing the War Industrial Base (WIB)?

2025-10-04

Finally feeling heathy enough to start doing some proper cooking. Thick cut pork chops with apple’n’onion pan sauce, nicely paired with a lovely crisp autumnal evening.

I’m still avoiding wine, etc (pairs poorly with nerve inflammation) but I prepped a batch of pear cardamon shrub.

Pork chops in a pan.
2025-10-01

‘Tis the season!

A skeleton outside a house

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