alphaomega

Nicht alles, in dem 'alpha' vorkommt, ist mit Absicht giftig.

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Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲baralheia@dragonchat.org
2025-06-29

⚠️ VERY

⚠️ FUCKING

⚠️ IMPORTANT

⚠️ REMINDER

Seeing some extra spicy #USPol takes on my timeline right now suggesting certain actions that "someone" should take and y'all I 100000% get it but *especially* today you NEED to watch this:

#ShutTheFuckUpFriday #STFUFriday #ShutTheFuckUp

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Chuck Darwincdarwin@c.im
2025-06-29

Ex-FBI agent on ICE masking:

“Masking has always been associated with police states.

I think the masking symbolizes the drift of law enforcement away from democratic controls.”

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/j

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2025-06-28

This cartoon needs to be aired again...

Cartoon in two panels
The upper panel, labelled “5th extinction” shows a group of fearful dinosaurs looking up at an approaching meteor.

In the lower panel, labelled “6th extinction”, the dinosaurs are replaced by modern animals also looking up fearfully, but this time the meteor is replaced by a fat, wealthy man, smoking a large cigar and clutching a bundle of money.
2025-06-28
Sonnenuntergang mit vielen Wolken über Neuwerk
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2025-06-28

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like an onion - multilayered, thin skinned, and liable to make people cry.

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BlechTerror STOPPENblechterror@mastodon.de
2025-06-28

@diekehrseite So ein Duell hat @islieb schon vorhergesagt:

Ein Cartoon von @islieb: Ein Kätzchen und ein roter Panda sitzen sich Nase an Nase gegenüber, gucken freundlich.

K: "Welche Tierart ist kuscheliger: Miezen oder rote Pandas?"

P: "Wir könnten miteinander um die Wette kuscheln, um die Frage zu klären..."

K: "Du forderst mich zum Kuschelduell heraus?"

P: "Ich werd dir das Gehirn rausknuddeln!"
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Radkolumneradkolumne
2025-06-28

😱 "Wie soll ich denn ohne Auto einen Zentner Kartoffeln ..."

Rehwald Cargobike, mit Kartoffeln gefüllt
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Sir Rochard 'Dock' BunsonSrRochardBunson@universeodon.com
2025-06-28
Political cartoon of trump holding a gun to a blindfolded woman in white representing the Rule of Law. Trump says "You're not the boss of me". 
Armed ICE agents are holding her down. Her sword and scales are scattered.

Cartoon is from The Alt Lake Tribune and can be found on caglecartoons.com
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2025-06-28

Den hat sich meine Tochter (8) ausgedacht.

Auf einer öffentlichen Toilette, vor den Pissoirs. Ein Seeräuber mit Augenklappe steht am Pinkelbecken, ein anderer Mann direkt neben ihm, obwohl viele andere frei sind. Pirat (empört): "Hallo? Etwas Pirat-Sphäre?"
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2025-06-28
Cartoon aus wenigen schwarzen Tuschestrichen. Eine Motte sagt zu einer anderen: „ Licht. Ob das gut ausgeht?“ text darunter: Sorgenfalter.
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why-not @Heikewhy_not
2025-06-28

Liebe SPD,
ich hoffe, ihr habt den Applaus heute, den ihr wegen der Aussetzung des von der AfD bekommen habt, genossen.
Sonst kriegt ihr ja kaum noch welchen.

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2025-06-28

Das Deutschlandticket kostet den Staat also "eine ganze Menge Geld", so der Verkehrsminister.

1,5 Milliarden. Also weniger als die Hälfte der Erbschaftssteuer, die eine (!) Oligarchenfamilie aus Versehen gezahlt hat, weil sie ihre Stiftung nicht rechtzeitig fertig hatte.
Für den #Straßenverkehr gibt D jährlich 70 Milliarden aus. Also 46 mal so viel.

Aber das stellt niemand infrage.

So ein #schniedel

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Dark*:*Star :antifa:admin@astronomy.social
2025-06-28

#notallmen ... klar, einige würden sich nicht so benehmen, aber diese schauen auch sonst einfach dezent weg, weil es geht um fremde Frauen.
Und irgendwann mal, schaut dann auch irgendein random dude zur Seite, wenn es um deine Frau, Tochter, .... geht.

Bei diesem Artikel habe ich echt Puls bekommen! Denn ich weiß genau, was diese Frau mitteilen möchte, auch das zwischen den Zeilen!

taz.de/Eine-Chauffeurin-erzaeh

#FuckThePatriarchy

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2025-06-28

I want off this ride.

Seriously. This whole fiasco might be what kicks me out of tech. I'm so sick of this ridiculous golden calf, this fumed-up Oracle at Delphi.

businessinsider.com/microsoft-

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Vladimir Savićfirusvg
2025-06-27

😎

A four-panel comic:

Panel 1: An orange, round-headed character with dot eyes and a small dot mouth stands facing a yellow, similar-looking character who is partially obscured, reaching out a hand. The orange character says, "YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, I'M STUCK IN A TIME LOOP."

Panel 2: The two characters are now fully visible, standing opposite each other. The orange character asks, "HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?" The yellow character, looking concerned with a downturned mouth, responds, "ABOUT 4 PANELS."

Panel 3: The orange character looks at the yellow character with a slight smile. The yellow character is now shown climbing the brown border of the comic panel, looking back at the orange character. The orange character asks, "HAVE YOU TRIED CLIMBING OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC?" The yellow character, with a determined expression, says, "GOOD IDEA."

Panel 4: The yellow character has successfully climbed out of the comic panel and is no longer visible. The orange character stands alone in the bottom right panel, smiling brightly, and says, "GOOD LUCK."
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2025-06-27

Who are we inside, if not a collection of our hopes & fears, childhood scars, loose bones, mind goblins, fried potato products, and at least one Muppet song that brings both laughter and tears?

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2025-06-27
TVBOY (the artist): The future is watching us.
Greta holds the world like a bomb, because that is what we are passing on to future generations.
If we don't act now, there may be nothing left to save!
Street art mural of climate activist Greta Thunberg wearing a hooded grey jacket, holding a small Earth in her hand like a lit bomb with a fuse, symbolizing the urgency of the climate crisis. A red glowing background creates a halo effect, intensifying the warning. Greta’s expression is serious and determined. Her jacket features two activist pins reading “STOP WAR” and “FRIDAYS FOR FUTURE.” The mural communicates a powerful message about the state of the planet being passed to younger generations like a ticking time bomb.
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2025-06-27

I hope there's a better world out there for all of us.
I hope that mossy forests once again cover the earth.
I hope someday we'll meet together under starry skies.
But until then, all we can do is try to make this world a better place.
Take care, friends.

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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologistdrmaddkap@meow.social
2025-06-27

I’m done with trickle-down economics. I’m inventing piñata economics. That’s where we beat rich people with sticks until money falls out of them.

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2025-06-27

Wann habt ihr euch das letzte mal Venedig gemietet, gab es Internetzugang und um wie viel Uhr musstet ihr auschecken?

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