skyrizi would be a beautiful name for a baby prescription drug

[at Taz's funeral] to me, he was a tasmanian ANGEL (begins to sob)

@mothcompute Four Like-o

what does four likes mean

@gorldotgay
@amutepiggy

i dont know, Jergen's just sounds like a lotion you're *supposed* to use to jack off

@geraldinepiche Ugh that fucking sucks

the content warning label thing is unironically good but i still am unable to use it myself in any way except shitposting

I guess I'd say my love language is English

trying to hold in my piss all day for day 13 of night-whiztober only to do a coward's gallop to the bathroom an hour before sunset.. .

green flag

what if fonzie hadn’t jumped that shark? what if the shark ate him? would 9/11 have happened?

@nofunoverlord honestly proud of you

got permanently banned from bluesky for quoting dianne keaton in her own words

möbius cowgirl

the king has decreed soup weather once again. long may he simmer

Been here less than a week and i already got to witness a sex pest get taken down, this place has The Juice