Ani Rider

Just an Aperture Science weighted companion cube looking for someone to throw her into the incinerator.
I'll be livestreaming DJ sets in the near future... stay tuned hoes!!!


Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-30

Like I gotta assume that's a picture of a guy in a bear suit who's gotten so pissed off at skeptical onlookers that he's stood up and is now shouting YES I AM GODDAMMIT I'M A FUCKING BEAR STOP LAUGHING AND STFU

Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-30

This happened like two years ago and I still haven't recovered

A screenshot of a Guardian article with the headline "Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes" accompanied by a picture of what looks very much like a human in a bear costume standing on its hind legs and gesticulating
Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-30

A dive bar in the called the Activity Pub.

(ALF voice) I kill me!!!!

Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-29

Don't sleep on the folx. It's gonna be the next big thing on the internet, and I'm calling it here and now so I have it on the public record.

Corporate social media is doomed. The writing's on the wall. We're all so sick of feeding our addictions to the same five or six stupid apps owned by the same three or four villainous companies.

All the public needs to know is that there's another, better, cooler option for their online social lives, and they'll leave those apps in droves.

Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-28

For I give you: the exact moment I decided to leave Instagram for Mastodon.

A "help make comments better for everyone" popup on the Instagram app encouraging users to anonymously report "unhelpful" comments
Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-28

do not exist. There've been studies. Literally there are 0 of them. Any transfemme who claims she's a cop is actually a deeply misinformed crossdressing sissy. I will not be taking any questions.

Ani Rideranirider
2025-06-28

Slogan-wise, we went from in the 70s to today. Interesting concession we made to the assimilationists there...

Idk about you whores, but I for one much prefer over - it's nice to feel proud and all, gives a girl the warm fuzzies - but I gotta choose the option that'll give me the most ability to defend myself from violence if need be. Fuck's sake, do you know what the murder rates are for us transwomen, on average? Forget about it. Power > pride any day fr đŸŗī¸â€đŸŒˆđŸ”Ĩ✊

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