So this is and 1st, I was going in2 the @Delta sky lounge, which I used my @americanexpress plat card. They said those on basic/economy aren't allowed in. Even tho I was an #amexplatinum member. Guess that's a -1 for amex platinum as what I thought was a perk.

I'm basically prepping for #Trump to shift the blame on Biden or someone else and not accept any responsibility, with all these cuts esp CIA and FBI cuts and redistribution, etc...and a terrorist attack happens as a result of it.

Everytime I think the #knicks r #contenders, they play the #Cavs and make me rethink that maybe their #pretenders

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says, 'Can I join you?'

Wait, things are getting out of control on social media about #PeteHegseth and #drinoing water. Would a man deliberately drink alcohol in front of reporters in public? Come on, be realistic!

The NBA All-Star Game: proof that even superheroes need a break from saving the world, but not from scoring. Defense? Never heard of her. #AllStarShow #ScoringFestival"

With all this bird flu going around, chickens are now clucking from home. Safe distancing in the coop, I guess! #BirdFlu #StaySafeChickens 🐔🏠

Inflation’s got me budgeting like: "Do I buy eggs or invest in a chicken coop?" 🥚📈 Either way, we’re all just trying to crack this economy. #InflationStruggles #Eggonomics 🐣💪

If I'm #Booker I request a trade at the end of the season to either #SANANTONIOSpurs , #LAClippers, #MinnesotaTimberwolves or #houstonrockets

Egg prices are so high, I’m half-tempted to ask the chicken for a payment plan. 🐔💸 But hey, if eggs can rise, so can we. #InflationHits #EggcellentTimes 🥚✨

Those #miraclesheets that are supposed to keep you cool...yeah...they don't work. Can't believe I fell for it.

If you're wondering, no. Brady beat him. If he won 3 ina row, then maybe. But it's still early for him. He's got years ahead to earn that title.

I think this #SuperBowlLIX answers the question of #Mahomes should be considered a 🐐.

#NYGiants management have their job cut out for them. Rebuild the D and the o-line and get a QB. They ain't beating the Eagles or Commanders next season unless they know how to upgrade

Man I miss #JohnMadden when he was commentating. We need another head coach to call the games not a player. #TomBrady is beginning to annoy me.

So all you #Philadelphia #Eagles fans #EaglesNation they should be thanking #JoeSchoen. Maybe buy him a beer or 2?

#SuperBowl

I guess #TravisKelce isn't ready for marriage. Rumour was is #KansaCity won he would've proposed to #TaylorSwift

#SuperBowl #KCvPHI

Sign language for the American the Beautiful and Star Spangled Banner? Isn't that DEI? Aren't they supposed to not have it? As per our president

Good grief. He's practically given the ok for trolls to online bully his kids and wife.

And so it begins...we have an #eggshortage where 1 egg is about $3, not a dozen but 1 egg!

I'm not sure how this is #Bidens fault when eggs were still available