April Wright 🇺🇦

The Infosec Diplomat, Curious Polymath Hacker Speaker Author @defcongroups @oreilly @BSidesBos #Privacy #SecurityAwareness #Ukrainian🇺🇦 Irish🇮🇪 etc🏳️‍🌈

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-07-18

@tkh16 @hacks4pancakes Aleve is the most effective and tolerant for me but they’re ALL a bit like sugar pills for my tolerance for pain :/

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-07-18

@Viss indeed!

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-07-18

@jacobwm is there an addon that can track my buffs????

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-07-18

@rheldt i’d nearly absolutely trade free healthcare for restricted Aleve, which, like the others, offer zero relief for some of us!

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-07-03

Welcome to adulthood!!!
Choose your fighter:

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-06-19

hey #HBO - people may take this statement as controversial, but it’s really a complement:

“Avenue 5” having being canceled is like the fate of Firefly; Space Force; etc

-1 A5 is literally THAT good
-2 imagine Idiocracy but rich people stuck on a galactic cruise
-3 Hugh Laurie context switching, including accents
-4 Twam
-5 don’t even get me started on the nihilism of Zach Woods

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-05-23

Daily Positive Affirmation: “At least i don’t live in Texas or Florida right now”

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-04-15

i fits, i sits. #caturday #cats

April Wright 🇺🇦 boosted:
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2023-04-09

@garritfra that is awesome. 😂

The headline isn't wrong though. I always wonder the same when I hear people rattling through the list of services they use. And then wonder if I'm the odd man out without even a single streaming subscription.

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-03-13

UK people: The oft-film-portrayed, functional, low-rent flat buildings that are normally shaped in a 90° or “L” angle?

I’m interested in terminology/slang, history, controversy,
arguments for/against, and other critique of these particular structures

I ofc googled, with limited terminology/context

Cybersecurity architecture is very analogous to city planning plus physical structures, so this is purely for my own curiosity / academic interest / edification. Cheers!

Commonly 9x+ taller:

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-03-11

if this isn’t the most impressive thing you’ll see all day, please share what was?

reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-03-11

@Wint very real! and ngl pretty good, if you’re not expecting “brioche” but like; carrot cake consistency?

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-03-11

Fancy food tip from a former poor kid and current “adult”: Freeze juice boxes Or fruit cups for a fun granita experience! (i prefer apple, but grape and other juices work, too!)

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-03-01

When i moved to New England, i was utterly suspicious of “bread in a can” but i’ll be damned if #BMBeans brown bread isn’t one of my favorite things now

Not pictured: the accompanying beans or multiple pats of butter #comfortfood

April Wright 🇺🇦 boosted:
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2023-02-28

You know how when everyone is clapping along to the song and you join in and it's fun at first but after a while you're like oh shit do I have to keep this up for the whole song? That's what life is like.

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-02-25

Found my PhD thesis #cocainebear

interview with an ursinologist (study of bears) where the specialist says “the sample size of bears doing cocaine is very small” about the cocaine bear fiasco
April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-02-24
“That’s my job, dude. I got a degree in ‘Fucking With That’”
April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-02-24

@mikey if only that were an option for my overactive brain!

April Wright 🇺🇦aprilwright@infosec.exchange
2023-02-22

I could (as a polymath) probably do almost any job competently, but i choose to do #infosec extraordinarily

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