maybe it'll be okay

scared cant sleep

i fell into a burning ring of fingus
i went down down down, and the flames gringus hingus
and it burns burns burns
the ring of fingus
the ring of fingus

girl who got pinged on her on-call day to fix a long standing bug and also left her prog at the gym. im girl

what if i just stop doing anything

my reaction when i wake to the complete humiliation of my enemies

every time he fucks up the plan gathers more momentum . its beautiful

1. head of trust and safety likes a post from a porn scraper bot
2. the t&s watcher account that a community dev set up reports on the like (likes are public)
3. people clown on it for a while
4. the dev is banned for harrassment, appeals, is informed that the ban is permanent
5. the dev is unbanned for mysterious reasons

good lord it smells crazy over on bluesky today

distracted bodega guy called me sweetie we're so back

@FoxFux thats so excellent

we are going to have our revenge

transphobic harrassment on ig doesnt violate community guidelines apparently--very cool

hello from the outside
it is fucking climbus time

sorry i cant come out tonight im doing my shot

macrocosm. big world

Preparation tips:
Remember to refrigerate after it cools, because this dish always tastes better the next day!

Comments:
johnthechef:
heyy i tried your recipe and i served it warm like u said and now eveyone says my revenge doesnt taste that good??

Reply from the author:
I specifically said to refrigerate the revenge after cooking

@asterisk
Hormone of the brave

theyre going to have to invent more surgeries so i can keep getting them

folks do you ever get half of your vocal tract stitched closed