some people think they can out-🔧 me. meby. meby. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart :neocat_floof_explode:

#1 caligula shill https://github.com/ifd3f/caligula/
im thinking miku miku ooo.eeeee.ooo

ask me shit https://ask.absturztau.be/@askstrid

it should be obvious, but because it apparently isn't: MINORS DNI WITH POSTS LABELED "LEWD" OR "KINK"

"Astrid, why" - @yassie_j@0w0.is
"🔧" - everyone who reads my posts
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@puppygirlhornypost2 i do wish my 2015 civic had adaptive cruise control and better sound dampening and

that's it really. yea. idk it works fine
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you nust press the buttons
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the beds should be drinking more water
2025-05-29
@puppygirlhornypost2 there is apparently a problem where every car manufacturer is trying to sell to a higher market

so the low range brands are trying to be mid range, the mid range brands are trying to be luxury, jeep is trying to sell an $80k suv even though it's like, jeep
2025-05-29
the world is full of so many cute little critters it's truly quite wonderful

birds, squirrels, fish, cats, lizards, doggirls, snakes, rats,
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SC2002 Useless use of catgirl
2025-05-29
@Paradox tbf it's more of a "declaring bankruptcy" kinda deal rather than sweeping it under the rug

i'm going to pretend i didn't see anything up until like, today. if it's truly important they'll send me another email :D
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@ezio TRUE
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i am SO productive
2025-05-29
inbox zero achieved 😎

(select all in inbox > don't read > archive)
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lung turbo
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@winter personally, i prefer systemd-lichd
2025-05-29
@alexing do you want me to bite back harder? that is within my capabilities
2025-05-29
i should get out of bed and CLEAR MY INBOXES
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@keilajec TRRUUUEEE
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pavlovian puppygirls
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