The time my dog was high as kite.

https://trivial.observer/blog/2025/06/20250622/

Mrs Basil is playing Dragon Quest XI on her switch.

Some of the characters accents are wild.

@vicgrinberg the right to reply brigade can go whistle.

They can reply to anything they like, they don't have the right to force me to cache and broadcast their reply.

@neil 100% agree - there's no reason not to implement this (other than not yet having the time, of course).

Thinking this is a bad idea is a massive red flag. Great way for someone to out themselves as a certain kind of person.

@anon_opin
Fat kids with sausage rolls
Poor sods conducting polls

It's canny warm. London must be like the Devil's gooch tonight.

@dick_turpin rhetorical question. Of course it was.

@dick_turpin was the ice cream machine broken?

Assisted dying passes Ayes: 314 Noes: 291

@andyc I'm telling you, he just has a lot of Alt accounts.

@dick_turpin careful your straw man doesn't catch fire in this heat.

It's what's for dinner.

@robb phew

@robb THREE POUNDS AND TWENTY PENCE!

I need a lie down.

@dick_turpin like when you get a round in?

*Boom boom*

@jack we're really proud of you.

@anon_opin why half arse this.

Bring back the heptarchy!

@luke @Tharpa @pluralistic @frang @Fledglingnerd
Here's my all time favourite —

https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project

@morph reminded me of —

https://allpoetry.com/poem/8503193-The-Pig-by-Roald-Dahl

@jbaty man having PTSD flashbacks of *squints closely* climbing on rocks.