bEA πŸ”“

This is my professional infosec shitposting account.

Not to be confused with my thirst/emo account at girlcock.club/@bea or my edgelordwannabie one at ni.hil.ist/@haveyoutriedmindfu

Bad security takes delivered daily!

2025-05-07

That’s the beauty of open source,

there’s always someone out there, ready and willing to contribute to your project,

who is wrong.

2025-03-22

@marasawr haha. I haven’t even gone through my clothes yet. There’s some mcqueen I might be rid of actually, as heartbreaking as that sounds.

2025-03-21

I'm getting rid of a lot of stuff as I leave the US, do you like tech? Much of it free. (electronics repair, old macs, far too many headsets)

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d

(this will be updated if you see it again)

2025-02-14

@whack that’s normally the most heinous curse possible, but in paypals case it might actually be helpful to them.

2025-02-04

@nelson the six minute a cappella rap section was ground breaking!

2025-01-29

@ello I didn’t want to point fingers off the bat!

2025-01-29

@ello @vaurora I’m sorry you have to work with former config management people! 🀣

2025-01-25

@jonty one and dones are always the most deadly.

2025-01-25

@jonty however this is not not how I expect your Friday evenings to go.

2025-01-25

@Cyan is this your duress phrase?

2025-01-24

@nelson Tim Berners Lee looking a little haggered there.

2025-01-24

@nelson oh we know! We know...

2025-01-24
2025-01-23

@nelson is it not still that?

2025-01-23

@ian zero people on this very earth

2025-01-23

@maddiefuzz Erase EPROMS in everything, even if it was in a case or through a wall.

2025-01-21

Trying to use "DMs" (YES I KNOW THEY'RE NOT DMS) in Masto is akin to punching myself in the face but less pleasing.

2025-01-18

@Zamnight hold on to them, they’ll be worth millions once all society falls!

2025-01-18

@Diami03 certainly old and days 🀣

2025-01-18

Oh hello old friend!

A safely sealed bag of Threatbutt stickers

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