WEBSITE: enter password
ME: okay here ya go
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: na it's not, babes. check again.
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: hmmm maybe I mistyped something. I'll type it slower this time.
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: your mom's a incorrect password.
WEBSITE: maybe you forgot your password?
ME: idk maybe.
WEBSITE: do you want to reset it?
ME: ya ok fine whatever
WEBSITE: type new password
ME: here ya go
WEBSITE: new password cannot be the same as old password
ME: asdfhjkl what the fuck do you mean a second ago you said that password was incorrect
WEBSITE: it is
ME: so let me get this straight... the password I just gave you...
WEBSITE: yes?
ME: the new password, the one I'm trying to reset my old password to...
WEBSITE: uh huh?
ME: that password is being rejected because it's the same as the old password...
WEBSITE: mmhmm?
ME: which is incorrect because it's not my password.
WEBSITE: you got it!
ME: that makes negative sense.
WEBSITE: I don't know what to tell you man. just pick a different password?
ME: motherfucker
WEBSITE: password "motherfucker" accepted.
ME: you know what, I ain't even mad.
WEBSITE: now please prove that you are human by solving this fourier transform in 5-dimensional noneuclidian space.
ME: FUUUUUUUUUU—