Hope you’re satisfied, Benchmark Corporate America.

Things are getting to the point that if the store “tell us how we did on your visit!!!!!” survey does not force me to write something, the writing fields are left blank, and if the survey requires me to write something, I quit out and don’t submit a survey at all.

Trying to be clever but I’m probably just going to fall asleep instead

Okay, kids. Drop a like 👍 if you are interested in, but have not yet seen Heated Rivalry.

Reply with a brief assessment if you’ve seen (any part of) it.

First I got sent ads for #HeatedRivalry knockoff merch. Did not bite. Then found the official merch is at HeatedRivalry.com. Alas, everything appears to be sold out. Of course. First world problems.

So, I was curious about those “STAINLESS STEEL UNBREAKABLE SEW THROUGH SIX LAYERS OF DENIM” needles advertised in an ad that started as a how-to-hem-your-jeans video.

Found a different needle set and bought it cheap. Biggest needle broke right in half at slightest bend. Great.

These days, the songs I keep getting stuck in my head are the title song (and transitions) from “Merrily We Roll Along” (#Sondheim) and @CharliePuth ‘s “Changes.” I guess I just noticed they’re both about change over time!…

Splurging a little on yellow curry chicken. Thankful I have hands to lift the fork, thankful I have a fork to lift, thankful to have food.

Can we all agree we definitely needed the resurgence of “All The Things She Said” and all the meaning that comes with it at this precise moment in time?

I’m gonna have to start practicing lots of different ways of saying NO

Many thanks to all the men flying today who are wearing grey sweatpants. Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated

En Vogue’s “My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)” came out spring of my 8th grade year. Love that 😊🫶❤️ #NowItsTimeForABreakdown

RE: https://bots.robots.rodeo/@scream/115614595354438029

Important update:

“Well, the thing is, being online is not real life; you can’t just toss off an opinion half-baked and have a light or healthy disagreement; everything you commit to 1’s and 0’s has to be, and is taken as, complete, utter, total, and without nuance, shadow, or qualification.”

I hate looking at people and thinking “he’s a cutie patootie” because that’s how RoRo described T*m Cru!se and omg was that such a different time

Well, now I want to know where I can go late at night on a weekend in Providence or Boston where I can hear and watch someone covering Joan Armatrading on a piano live 😰

I hate that I didn’t manage to get takeaway coffee before 1:00 pm so now I feel like I can’t have that level of caffeine

Where’s the app that will give me a hug?

I just saw a commercial for SPAM™ tacos. Now I need SPAM™ tacos.

“You look ravishing in that polyester matching bell-bottom powder blue trouser and vest ensemble, Bruce” … is what might have been uttered while this was on the box one Tuesday afternoon …

I’ll just be getting my Corfam shoes going and see myself out now