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. Redhead gay 🏳️‍🌈 nerdy local TV newscast producer, “Tired and emotional.” (watch “Finest Hour” in the Campsite link) He/him/his

:pizza_pineapple: tootfinder

Townsville
East Providence, RI
Billbert’s Short Display Namebillbert
2026-03-14

I keep looking at logos on cars and not recognizing which brand is which. I’m curious enough that I’m going to have to do a lookup on something like Wikipedia of what all the big car companies have their logos as

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2026-03-13

Also, I don’t think this makes a difference, but I’m already kinda aware of some of the BIG MCLARGE HUGE* plot twists/points that are ahead of me.

* that’s for the MST3K loons
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2026-03-13

HEY LOONS! While I’m still well away from reaching TLG, today I wondered if I should force myself to wait and see season 2 BEFORE reading it, since that’s the experience I had with HR. If you’re an OG book fan, what do you think?
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2026-03-13

How is it already Friday again? Didn’t we just have one of these???

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2026-03-12

I’ve started a horrifying trend in the past couple days. I’ve started following gorgeous gay influencer couples on the socials. This can’t be good. Pray for me.

(To start working out.)

Billbert’s Short Display Namebillbert
2026-03-11

I need to get a dang grip. I’m close, or at least it feels that way, but definitely still not there yet.
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2026-03-11

Call me crazy. I didn’t want to 😍 like ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING.

I mean, I DID in the end, but I feel dumb, like I shouldn’t. I should put on the sides of my car: IF I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO FEEL GUILTY I WILL TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY EVERY SINGLE TIME 🙄
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2026-03-11

Just about to step off for a walk when I felt raindrops. There went that idea.

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2026-03-11

SALT AND PEPPER DADDY STYLIST’S MOUTH, TAKES A DRAG, THEN REPLACES IT IN THE MAN’S MOUTH)

(ANCHOR CONT’D:)
THIS COMES FROM A NATIONAL SURVEY PUBLISHED IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE…

(I know, it’s not the show, it’s IRL remotely related, work with me here 😆)
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2026-03-11

Today in “If My Newscast Could Use Illustrative B-Roll From “…

(ANCHOR:)
FOR THE MOST PART - CIGARETTE SMOKING IS DECLINING, OR BECOMING LESS POPULAR, IN THE UNITED STATES.

(TAKE VO - @hudsonwilliamsofficial TAKES THE CIGARETTE OUT OF A
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2026-03-09

Other deliveries arrived including the L hoodie instead of XL and the shipment of probiotic shots and packets (trying 2 different brands). Anyone know if probiotics are a scam? I have to stick with just one for several days of course to try and get the gut flora uniform (?)
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2026-03-09

Monday in : the meal box arrived and of course had sat for hours in the gorgeous sun. Then it was packed with the ice pack on the bottom under all the meals. Shouldn’t that be the ice on top?
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2026-03-09

A flurry of NFL trades are being announced today because the negotiating period for free agents has begun. I told my coworkers, “Wake me when Rozanov goes to Ottawa.”

Nobody laughed.

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2026-03-08

Tempted to throw on clothes, get in the car and go up to Lincoln just to get a breakfast sandwich with the spicy chorizo from that one coffee shop my ex and I found

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2026-03-07

Today I have “My Moon My Man” by Feist stuck in my head

(though I’m trying to cut back)

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2026-03-06

Manifesting spring with my non-rain, non-boot shoes today, yo.

Bill wears all-black slip-on plimsolls by Vans, standing on a tiled floor, lifting his left jeans leg to reveal a black/green/blue sock.
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2026-03-06

Also forgot on to-do list: start that gym membership

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2026-03-06

This week in … New optometrist, ordered glasses. Decided to try a food prep service, had to switch to their microwave-only service for less prep, found the meals were not satisfactory on sodium. Still to come: get a dentist, clean the house, right my ship.

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2026-03-05

…but just this morning as I was re-Totoing I realized it could just as easily be “RO-ZA-NAHHHVV” or “HOL-LAND-ERRR” or even “HOLL-UH-NOVVV!!!”
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2026-03-05

This week “Pamela” by Toto is stuck in my head. Earlier I was thinking of a fanedit including more real-life wildness and turning the lyric “PAM-EL-AAA” into “GEN-TLE-MUHNNNN”…

youtu.be/QCq9751mOFo?si=E672qe
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