It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling transcendentally bisexual.

Gonna go journal about how today I was sweetly bisexual.

Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling indubitably bisexual.

Oh my gosh. *fans self* Today I was electrically bisexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling blissfully bisexual.

Good evening. Today, I was dramatically bisexual.

It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling warmly bisexual.

Oh my gosh. *fans self* Today I was acutely bisexual.

*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling humorously bisexual.

So, don't tell anyone, but today I was smoothly bisexual.

The sun's up! I hope you're feeling remarkably bisexual.

Another day where I was lovingly bisexual.

Shh... don't tell anyone, but this morning I'm feeling possessively bisexual.

Looking back on this day, I can say that I was disastrously bisexual.

I need to tell you something. I'm feeling deliberately bisexual.

What a day! I was effervescently bisexual.

Just so you know: I'm feeling creatively bisexual.

Hey. You. Yeah, you. I think you should know that today I was decidedly bisexual.

I need to tell you something. I'm feeling critically bisexual.

Yeah, I'm thinking that today I was excessively bisexual.