Microsoft is too real for this

So Windows is fully cooked now? Online installs only 😂

If you wanna be on the good list, season your sandwiches

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I went through my meme folder today and there was fuck all to diss my colleagues with sadly.

It's 2024 and Nessus still has the audacity to declare it screenshotted RDP but that you don't get to see the pics...

No wonder people hate security, MS Authenticator on an iPhone:
- Get notification
- Unlock with biometrics
- Find app/notification & click
- Unlock app with biometrics
- Read number off PC, type into box, press yes
- Biometrics *again*

Barely fits in a tweet.

@alexlomas I don't know if I have the capability to not fuck them up

Can someone please talk me out of tiling my office floor in 'hacker blue and luminous green grout'??

Great stuff from NCSC as usual

https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/collection/ncsc-annual-review-2024

EXCEPT! The 92% reduction in insurance claims for Cyber Essentials (TM) certified orgs is a CORRELATION, not a cause.

Reader beware

Oh no! Send help! Guiness can pierced so now I have to take one for the team...

McAffee can get in the sea. That is all.

Just in case any of you were enjoying that #fridayfeeling I've come to ruin the collective joy with pics of my reheated chippie and pickled egg.

Just in case any of you were enjoying that #fridayfeeling I've come to ruin the collective joy with pics of my reheated chippie and pickled egg.

CVSS has some issues IMO, one of which is vulns for bypassing an XSS filter (where you also still need to then find an XSS) being scored a perfect 10.0 🙃https://linuxpatch.com/cve/CVE-2024-47875

I noticed I use some of my hand tools more than others, when I'm working with OT it's the same. It's not about scanning PLCs, running exploits etc. If my PC tools had dirty handles they'd look like this.

Pls someone convince me why Cyber people should be chartered?

Is the perception of our practitioners really a problem?

Really interesting couple of days at the IMO maritime security conference in London. Great to meet so many people wrestling with the same problems... some are more optimistic than others 🙊

Honey, where are the cyber insurance coverage documents?

I ✨love✨ Ali mistranslations!

Need to carve out chunks of sea life or enriched material? We got you 🦭☢️