@graffekta hope you’ve got better kylie tickets than me!

Hey is it ok for me to have a brat summer while also continuing to need everyone I meet to like me?

@graffekta 11 consecutive minutes of standing for ANY reason sounds a little far fetched to me

@graffekta I’m already looking forward to finding out it’s actually at your office.

@graffekta just pay the toll or click the link to organise a new parcel delivery what’s the problem chop chop

@graffekta I love that this bothered you sufficiently to post about it

@graffekta @blandtastic pfft

@graffekta bitching with the other vendors will do nothing but endear you further to those vendors and potentially guarantee you future employment opportunities so really what choice do you have?

@graffekta @blandtastic with or without socks?

@graffekta Michael

@graffekta @seatek @godnojoe check if he is South Australian. Lay-go is a thing with them, apparently.

@graffekta thought you’d be too preoccupied with the upcoming Aqua tour

@graffekta RIP mental health

@graffekta that’s fair. Wait… a WEEK??

@graffekta just coming back to this to say a) advertising has ruined our world and 2) I drove past an apartment building today that had some kind of empty picture frames on the outside and I immediately thought “they should sell that for ad space” so yeah I’m off to walk into the sea

@graffekta can’t go wrong with a strappy heel

@graffekta I hope you wore your moon boot

The theme for Pride this year was “Bravery” and my Kickball league decided to do an homage to drag queen story time. I was on the committee and stuck my hand up for the task of making a giant book for the float even though I have no experience, but I do have The Gay Audacity™️. It turned out pretty good I think. 😊 (Next year I will just be a participant though 😂)

@graffekta @Goodwithcolour well it was someone’s face

@graffekta @Goodwithcolour I used to get restless legs and an itchy face too when they dropped Robert miles at da club but I think that was for different reasons