Lmst

Library of Blursed Texts

From blessed to cursed, and even apart from this linear spectrum, these are the words that must remain forever.

DM or tag me on texts you believe belong in the library, and we may carry it, with credit to you.

Keywords are intended for searching the library. All images should have alt text. Please let me know if there’s a detail you feel should be in alt text that is not.

Labubu

Duck

Sloppy Joe

Tomato girl

Tick

Topics

Brain rot

Clock

Dubcon

Pronouns #makeUpAGuy

Waiter who mixes up
interrogative
pronouns:

Glory days

Guy #makeUpAGuy

guy who just learned about the
alphabet but is weirdly literate in
the nintendo universe who is also
getting a terrible bj

Volume

@wavejumper3 this has been saved to my copypasta library. Thank you 🙇‍♂️

I just want to be part of your symphony

@dank but the house is rarely haunted on there!

Hannah

Haunted house #makeUpAGuy

Tumblr post by biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house

it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant

Christian mall

Tumblr post by protestantcrona
I'm Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but l'm not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly
that

Fainting room

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