bob.php :veritrek_gold:

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-23

@tjdraper the only thing i ever had that used firewire was my ipod, and i assume it just sucked on windows and linux because there was never a big difference for me. this was back when you could easily hack the ipod to be an external hdd. mostly was using it to smuggle data in and out of the high school.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-23

@linc smells bad and gets hard too fast? [thatswhatshesaid.gif]

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-22

@ramsey sucks that nobody is going to go after the ai that actually sucks ass. the chat ones that tell lies.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-21

@paulshryock i would enjoy a __toArray(). mine ended up being called describeForPublicAPI(): array.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-20

@Crell @menelion @saramg if the person knew enough to do that they wouldn't have even added "i asked chatgpt" to the conversation. they do it so they can be wrong without being wrong. its the modern version of "well my racist uncle said that..." all this access to info and still people stop at the first moron to tell them what they want to hear.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-19

@shudder i'll still let them pay me to help recover their logins though 🤣🤣🤣

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-19

high level, tracking and not losing data is an accountants primary job. so naturally those clients are the most prone to losing their logins and passwords.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-19

@norbert i would literally rage if i had to read things ending with a _ lol,

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-18

@skatox nobody wants to collab with stackoverflow though after they went full in on ai stuff.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-17

they hate my digital ocean vpn. that is what is happening.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-17

me two hours ago: i'll just add some config options and if-checks for them.

me right now: i have rewritten the entire thing

me two hours from now probably: twice

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-17

how is this still happening

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-17

@Crell yeah ive been rolling things into iterable typehints. though not for the reasons you specify so much since we already only really used array for flat listings only. motivation here was mostly just being so tired of the inconsistent array functions wanting to migrate to our datastore object instead.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-17
bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-16

@ramsey thats even worse should be closed and shamed then.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-16

@ramsey that issue should be closed purely because "snowflake id" is the dumbest fkn thing you could call it.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-14

this week google has doing a thing where it uses bright theme the first time i search anything. then every search after that in that tab is dark. it would be funny if i could actually read bright things anymore.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-14

after trying to get a normal recaptcha working on a new site i can see why the more cancerous hcaptcha is being used with increasing frequency lately. but didn't get pissed off enough to force my users to suffer that.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-13

microsoft is being weird today. first the "sign in" wasn't even a hyperlink. then i clicked refresh.

[update] got a message about high demand that refreshed before i could screen shot it.

bob.php :veritrek_gold:bobmagicii@phpc.social
2025-06-13

@thomas """i said what i needed to say in the first box""" *send*

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