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#BOFH excuse #53:

Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

#BOFH excuse #347:

The rubber band broke

#BOFH excuse #347:

The rubber band broke

#BOFH excuse #59:

failed trials, system needs redesigned

#BOFH excuse #275:

Bit rot

#BOFH excuse #329:

Server depressed, needs Prozac

#BOFH excuse #165:

Backbone Scoliosis

#BOFH excuse #449:

greenpeace free'd the mallocs

#BOFH excuse #30:

positron router malfunction

#BOFH excuse #71:

The file system is full of it

#BOFH excuse #139:

UBNC (user brain not connected)

#BOFH excuse #127:

Sticky bits on disk.

#BOFH excuse #177:

sticktion

#BOFH excuse #18:

excess surge protection

#BOFH excuse #273:

The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.

#BOFH excuse #296:

The hardware bus needs a new token.

#BOFH excuse #132:

SCSI Chain overterminated

#BOFH excuse #176:

vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives

#BOFH excuse #366:

ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connect