💥Hootle McTootle💥

🤡 Marsh!
🎁 August 15, 1997
📍The Fuckhouse
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You can call me Marsh or Marshymoo! I love eating things off the ground, peeing in IKEA display toilets, and using a ouija board to start fights.

Profile image: a clown taking a breathalyzer test
Header image: a black patch that says "yes I do bite" in all caps in red

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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2025-06-18
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Geordi sits on the bridge at a workstation, consoles of computer input screens at his fingertips and along the wall. Riker, a bit close from a personal bubble standpoint, is standing just behind, with an arm resting on the wall above geordi's head and his other on the back of Geordi's chair. Closed caption reads, "Nasty."
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2025-06-18
A dark, conical mountain under a vast blue sky. The mountain is craggy, with rocky striations defined in dark purple. Planted on both sides of the mountain are flaming yellow torches. Standing on the very top of the mountain is a small human figure with its arms up. Hovering in the sky above it, like a UFO or an omen, is a huge white cloud icon that looks a little like Apple's iCloud logo. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-04-11

I think it would be funny to see a #GameOfThrones character get hit by a mid-size sedan

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2025-04-10
A blue sky with a few clouds. Built on one of the clouds is a rainbow: a dilapidated rainbow that appears to be constructed from metal. It's not a pretty sight: holes in the rainbow expose the scaffolding underneath, and the colors are tarnished and rusting in places. The rainbow might even be unsafe, given that there is a fence around it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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2025-04-02
Scene from Days of Our Lives, a US daytime soap opera. (JK it's Star Wars)  Scene is on a Oceanview balcony with vast blue water in the distance and blue sky. Closer in we see a princess type girl with hair jangles and fancy neck ware and shimmery dress, standing next to an angsty looking emo boy in all black. He has one long strand of hair with an otherwise short cut, like a hair bolo or something. Behind them is a big patio bouquet of red flowers. She's looking happy and dreamy, he's looking down and probably wishing he was listening to Korn and smoking cloves. Caption reads, "I don't like sand."
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Michigander :toad:Michigander@toad.social
2025-04-01
A peaceful pond is surrounded by lush greenery, with lily pads floating on the water's surface. The reflection of trees is visible in the calm water, creating a serene natural scene. Fromnlast September.
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-22

Our furnace is broken btw lol

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-22

Our universe would be so cold without space heaters

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-15

I really need to clean up my following list on tumblr. There's blogs I'm no longer interested in at all and others that haven't even been updated in nearly a decade. Good lort

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-02

Baby sling for the BABY

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

A selfie I took while holding Pumpkin, a flame point siamese. I have him cradled in an orange mesh baby sling. I have a big smile on my face because he fits in it perfectly, even though he doesn't look overly thrilled.Another selfie with me holding Pumpkin, but now he's trying to climb out of the sling and onto my shoulder.
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-02

Also, I bought a baby sling. It's supposed to come tomorrow. It's orange cuz Pumpkin 💅

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-03-02

Having Pumpkin has been such an insane rollercoaster, but we're still soldiering on for him. He acts like he has OCD, and I'm not sure if that's what it is or if trauma is simply mimicking it. Or if it's OCD *with* trauma. My mom and I think that he's semi-feral as well. He's very difficult to work with. Still, he's been making slow progress and adjustments to his new environment :>

Pumpkin, a flame point siamese, asleep in my mom's arms. Only his face and front legs are visible, while the rest is obscured by my mom's arm and the blankets.
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-02-25

@todayilearned pissing my pants every day so I never have to take them off 💯

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2025-02-17

What would your page be about?

Each Pope gets to add one new page to the Bible.
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-02-12
Pumpkin, a flame point siamese, laying in a round, grey pet bed. His back half is covered by a small orange blanket that's patterned with grey pawprints. Pumpkin's head is rested against the lip of the bed, and his eyes are half closed.
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2025-02-12

TIL that the large, flat grill that's featured in many Japanese restaurants is called a "teppan", not a "hibachi" according to popular belief. The cuisine prepared thereupon is referred to as "teppanyaki".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teppanya
#til #todayilearned
reddit.com/r/todayilearned/com

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-02-05

The face of a man who got his balls lasered off

#FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

A closeup of Pumpkin, a flame point siamese, laying crooked in his kennel at the vet. He's wearing a striped blue sweater and is wrapped in a pink fleece blanket while looking dazed.
💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-02-02

I forgot to update here but I really don't think anyone wants this cat except us. It's been 3 weeks now. Everybody meet my new son 💅 his name is Pumpkin

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-01-30

God fucking damn I hate this country

💥Hootle McTootle💥botanobimbofication@mindly.social
2025-01-27

@bazkie considering Gandalf's origins, it is quite literally divine intervention lol

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