🤡 Marsh!
🎁 August 15, 1997
📍The Fuckhouse
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You can call me Marsh or Marshymoo! I love eating things off the ground, peeing in IKEA display toilets, and using a ouija board to start fights.
Profile image: a clown taking a breathalyzer test
Header image: a black patch that says "yes I do bite" in all caps in red
I think it would be funny to see a #GameOfThrones character get hit by a mid-size sedan
Tranquility
#michigan #nature #photography #kayaking
Our furnace is broken btw lol
Our universe would be so cold without space heaters
I really need to clean up my following list on tumblr. There's blogs I'm no longer interested in at all and others that haven't even been updated in nearly a decade. Good lort
Baby sling for the BABY
Also, I bought a baby sling. It's supposed to come tomorrow. It's orange cuz Pumpkin 💅
Having Pumpkin has been such an insane rollercoaster, but we're still soldiering on for him. He acts like he has OCD, and I'm not sure if that's what it is or if trauma is simply mimicking it. Or if it's OCD *with* trauma. My mom and I think that he's semi-feral as well. He's very difficult to work with. Still, he's been making slow progress and adjustments to his new environment :>
@todayilearned pissing my pants every day so I never have to take them off 💯
What would your page be about?
Mr. Sleepy
TIL that the large, flat grill that's featured in many Japanese restaurants is called a "teppan", not a "hibachi" according to popular belief. The cuisine prepared thereupon is referred to as "teppanyaki".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teppanyaki
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1injs0k/til_that_the_large_flat_grill_thats_featured_in/
The face of a man who got his balls lasered off
I forgot to update here but I really don't think anyone wants this cat except us. It's been 3 weeks now. Everybody meet my new son 💅 his name is Pumpkin
God fucking damn I hate this country
@bazkie considering Gandalf's origins, it is quite literally divine intervention lol