Cook & Bales Tuk-Tours

I have a PhD in psychics, and used to do nuclear research in psychics. Oscar's Best Threat Actor nominee in 2011, 2018 and 2022

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-18

Saw this documentary about the revolution of house music in portugal in the 90' and I'm stoked waiting for a streaming platform to show it to you guys. Very very very good, translation not needed, just VHS tape records, ecstasy, raves in castles and bangers after bangers and discosparaiso.com

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-18

gen z kids look so old because of the microplastics in the bones

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Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17
Friendship ended with PROJECT ZOMBOID now VALHEIM is my best friend
Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17
Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

Every City I've Been To, ranked from best to worst:
1. Ulaanbaatar
2. ?

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

We at the Racially Homogeneous Party are against the use of burkas in public spaces. React with a pray emoji if you agree

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

Of course my washing machine also need a tongue so she can lerolero my jorts

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

I want AI in my washing machine so it can lick my jorts and decide if they're dry enough to hang

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

Putting up a drone album with a single song lasting 40.000 minutes that's just a CRT TV interference sound that barely captures MCM

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-17

(during sex) hold on baby I need to clean my glasses

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-16

invidious: partake in the slop, without the guilt
invidious.io/

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-15

bithc.social

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-12

Treat me like slavoj zizek treats an happy meal

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-11

Pint & Pegging Co.

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-11

goddamnit #rimworld is it a sin to increase your discounts so I can buy it for 10 yuros?

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-10

rockets are cock shaped so they can cum in space

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-09

@scattapilla rinky dink boat full of refugees struggling to cross the sea where have I seen this before

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-09

I can't stop laughing at the mental image of sumud flotilla speedboats with food doing drifs to avoid israeli military, unfastened tuna cans getting thrown offboard and a bald soyboy panicking at the wheel

Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-09
Friendship ended with PROJECT ZOMBOID now VALHEIM is my best friend
Cook & Bales Tuk-Toursbracara@jorts.horse
2025-10-08

Waving the flag of western Sahara to trigger the libs 🇪🇭​

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