Brammm

Likes to build things

2025-06-02

@heiglandreas @phpugffm "I'm in the BDSM community, I have a kink, I admit it! I sometimes do some WordPress stuff".

2025-05-27

@Crell @ramsey @hightechredneck I've picked up scuba diving 2.5 years ago. It's amazing for my introverted, unathletic ass:
- There's nothing competitive about it, everyone just wants you to have a good time
- We have training in a swimming pool once a week so it has that scheduled out-of-house thing
- While in the water, you don't have to talk to anyone
- Afterwards I can stay for a drink or go straight home, depending on how I feel.

2025-05-19

@dragonbe Only have experience with gRPC at a previous job. Server was implemented in C++, Node client. Ran into annoying issues quite often regarding date(time)s and types being unexpectedly nullable. Might've been PEBKAC.

2025-05-07

@heiglandreas Yep, wonder how that one will go down hill as well :(

2025-05-07

@heiglandreas Meetup.com was acquired by Bending Spoons, fine purveyors of enshittification...

2025-05-06

@heiglandreas Amazing view in the distance though :o

2025-04-30

@ocramius @Crell I'm with Marco. Works really well.

2025-04-17

@jbaert Vorige week toevallig ook gekeken. Blind opgezet, aangenaam verbaasd.

2025-04-15

Running my first IRL D&D session in two days at the office. Did I have the local print shop print two A0 battle maps just now? Maybe...

2025-04-09

How have I been sleeping on Clarkson's Farm. It's genuinely touching.

2025-03-15

@ericmann Lmao, I had horrible grades in high school because my parents didn't understand computers and forced 15yo me to study something I had zero interest in ("you need a good degree, by the time you finish higher education all the computer jobs will be gone!").

I don't think I'd even want to work with the people that get through that hiring process, that sounds toxic AF.

Brammm boosted:
2025-03-05

Latest PHPStan release just dropped 🥳

It includes this realization that "new Foo()" will never be a subclass of Foo. Many rules can use this knowledge to report new errors ⬇️

2025-03-05

@OndrejMirtes Nice, if you make Bar final, it also errors.

2025-03-04

@brunty @anthony > Hang a **No Trespassing** sign. *NOT* a "No Soliciting" sign as Witnesses are instructed that those do not apply to them "since they are technically not soliciting."

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2025-02-21

Our CEO wants us all to be more like ChatGPT, so I propose we all start microdosing to help with the hallucinating.

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2025-02-18

@zimzat A friend of mine had these made at a company that does car wraps. @Burtds on the (shit)bird site.

2025-02-18

Pimped my ride.

Trunk of a Tesla Model 3 with the sticker "I bought this before Elon went crazy."
2025-02-17

@Crell @ramsey @Andres Oh for fuck's sake. Did not know that... Any issues besides the WP shit though or? I find it so exhausting to constantly try and stay aware of what shitty overlord is doing what where.

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst