buffet, das

i usually post when it is monday

"ich find das total cringe wenn leute sich in den profilen quoten" - @maid

#nobot #noindex #noarchive #nobridge

buffet, das boosted:
2025-05-27

I'm incredibly stingy, and by that I mean I make the cheapest jokes

A sign on a toilet stall door:

A Turing machine
Never runs out of paper
Unlike this toilet

"Know before you go" is scribbled in longhand
buffet, das boosted:
Denise (#!) :neodog_flag_bi:shebang@is-a.cat
2025-05-27

What gay do I have to promise a sloppy toppy to in order to obtain a working LineageOS nightly for the Samsung Galaxy Tab A 10.1 (SM-T510)

2025-05-27

@gona good job :3

buffet, das boosted:
UpCloudUpCloud
2025-05-27

How it feels to work at UpCloud

Stock photo of a lady typing on a screen, and the screen has a post from UpCloud where UpCloud is meowing on fedi
2025-05-27
2025-05-27
buffet, das boosted:
2025-05-27

peak transbian culture is looking at the news about trans women protesting in Scotland and being like "oh hey I recognize her, we hooked up in a bar and had group sex that one night"

buffet, das boosted:
UpCloudUpCloud
2025-05-27

@fries mrrrrrrrreow

buffet, das boosted:
Lewis the Lowly Laborerlu1a@shrimpnet.gej.pet
2025-05-27

new marketing line: UpCloud, the cloud that meows back

RE:
mastodon.social/@UpCloud/114579596655693505

buffet, das boosted:
UpCloudUpCloud
2025-05-27

Everybody wants to BGP peer with us; this is the first time the engineers have felt highschool-level popular

buffet, das boosted:
Steven 💚steven@zeroes.ca
2025-05-27

Average fedi experience:

JaidenAdnimations - "Being Not Straight" posted two years ago.JaidenAdnimations - "I found out I have ADHD" posted six months ago.JaidenAdnimations - thumbnail says "I'm Tired" posted four months ago.JaidenAdnimations - "I got a cat" posted one month ago.
buffet, das boosted:
Vega Rose Dawn Lyra HarmoniaVegaHarmonia@fedi.rubedo.gay
2025-05-27
tone indicator injection attack
buffet, das boosted:
Aprettyture!aperture@snug.moe
2025-05-27
buffet, das boosted:

Firewall beschriftet 😉

Firewall des Herstellers Netgate, über deren Logo ein Aufkleber mit der Aufschrift "Weiß jemand, warum das Internet..." angebracht ist
2025-05-27

@captain_maramo you see, getting sunglasses is on my todo list. has been for a while, but i'll get around to it. eventually

buffet, das boosted:
2025-05-26

> KIRA steht für "KI-basierter Regelbetrieb autonomer On-Demand-Verkehre"

Excuse me? Wie bitte?

2025-05-26

@elkowar friends don't let friends use go

buffet, das boosted:
sodiboo foreversodiboo@gaysex.cloud
2025-05-26

this is my brush: chips

this is my paint: dip sauce

this is my canvas: shirt
buffet, das boosted:
agatha, fangs gf 🎀AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe
2025-05-26

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst