If anything, we need to make computers stupider

@abstractcode we’re following cartoon logic here, so an inflatable hammer that hits like tungsten is not out of the question

@abstractcode have you considered: comically large hammer

@sortius I got mild parosmia out of my last hit. Frequently smell that something electric-y is burning, which isn’t great for peace of mind in a house full of electronics

You don’t need a five-year plan. You need a vague direction, a tolerable level of chaos, and the confidence to say 'this is probably fine' while everything rearranges itself around you. #gooderliving

ME: An experienced gamer who knows full well each and every button on the controller and can tell you exactly what every single one of them is without looking.

QUICK TIME EVENT: Press X

ME: OH GOD SHIT THE WHAT WHERE THE FUCK

@abstractcode Need to touch them harder. With a hammer.

If you are required under the law to meet a standard that standard should be freely available.

@stufromoz successKid.png

ALT https://effinbirds.com/post/804384927486443520

@abstractcode it's how they got $partner's former boss. Expecting a package via auspost, chaos day at work, got an auspost scam text

The greatest piece of advice I was ever given was this: when you stop work for the day, never stop at a 'clean' break point; stop in the middle of something you can finish easily.

That way the next morning you're not confronted with a a dauntingly blank page or an empty function to write, but a half-finished one you can get back into without difficulty.

I can't remember who gave me that advice, but I've stuck to it dogmatically whenever I can.

a shitposter cannot be held responsible, therefore a shitposter should never make a management decision

@Taco_lad @evcricket with or without the blue singlet?

@MattHatton 4 players beat Extras, and they're all mid to late order

Happy Hot Cross Bun Season to those who celebrate

@MattHatton by law there’ll still be one that emerges when you turn the burners on

@MattHatton spider eviction time

Thinking about cats :3

@catsalad

This one is also mine. The title is:

"Root level backdoor with a persistent shell" 😇🖖