Bureaucrhaj

Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy. I do this in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by train <3.

My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

2025-06-20

Pharmacy shark decided that the waiting numbers are announced in halfway random order?

175, 177, 176, 179, 178, 176 again?

2025-06-18

Those people at the pharmacy really like to stamp documents, huh!

2025-06-17

@Weehaj Well, it is a step up from that phone tree that wanted me to use the NATO alphabet for my postal code.

2025-06-17

Also, Bureaucrhaj was calling a company yesterday. The person answering the phone said “you have recently called before”, which I didn’t, but connected me automatically to an office anyway. Those picked up as “Burelen van de Centrale Administratie voor de Nederlandstalige Benelux te Brussel”, who explained they never get a phone from customers, so I am very curious what glitch in the bureaucratic system happened there.

2025-06-17

The new M.I.E.P. form at work is 30 pages long and nothing is well aligned. That’s what you get when you let others make forms.

Boxes on a form in response to a question. Every box is slightly misaligned to the other.
2025-06-16

“If you want to drink coffee or tea at the ministry, you have to bring your own mug. For environmental reasons we can’t provide you any drinks otherwise.” :blobhaj_thonk:

2025-06-15

@hapi Very well done, and the #HajVis really looks good on you as well!

2025-06-14

Save your cuddle contacts from hospital bureaucracy! Make them to use sun screen when going outside :blobhaj_plead_1:

Bureaucrhaj boosted:
2025-06-11

Die sogenannten schottischen Hailands

Zwei Blåhajs in den schottischen Highlands
2025-06-10

Bureaucrhaj is a bit silent, because Bureaucrhaj was busy with one of their biggest bureaucratic projects ever: applying labels on a colleague, so that a bureaucratic decision could be made based on those labels.

Anyway, does anyone know how you can remove those sticky labels that got stuck on humans?

2025-06-07

Yo @OV, It sounds like @marlies needs someone to check valid OVs!

2025-05-26

Hajlingo is talking about my favourite activity like it isn’t fun at all :blobhaj_glare:

Translate this sentence:

German: Stellt euch for, ich musste zig Formulare ausfüllen.

English: Imagine I had to fill out tons of forms.
2025-05-26

@Weehaj Weeeeeeee! Happy anniversary :BlobhajTinyHeart:

2025-05-26

Radio commercials for the payroll/salary system we use :blobhaj_thonk:

2025-05-20

This is a bureaucracy emergency response. Please remain calm while Bureaucrhaj is cuddling the innocent victim of bureaucratic millstones. :blahaj_hugging_blahaj:

2025-05-16

Submitted a form signed by two parties for processing a demand.

First time failed because it wasn’t signed by the second party (it was)
Resubmitted, failed a second time because the form was too old (yeah duh)
Got angry, resubmitted again. Failed a third time because the wrong form was used (a difference of 1 question in total)

I provided cuddles to my colleague, although a fire extinguisher could have also been appropriate :blobhaj_glare:

Bureaucrhaj boosted:
2025-05-13

... Als plötzlich eine ganz mutige Möwe direkt neben mir gelandet ist! :BlobhajShock:

Die kann heftig laut schreien, aber sonst ist sie ganz plüschig! :BlobhajTinyHeart:

Wir drei haben uns gleich gut verstanden :Blobhaj:

Ein Plüschhai und eine Plüschmöwe sitzen auf der Lehne der Bank aus dem Vorpost.
2025-05-13

@hapi but don’t you need a safe and enjoyable cuddling environment? I’d like my cuddling environment not too hot and with good coffee during the cuddle break.

2025-05-13

@hapi it means that hajs without a membership of the haj union should still be represented in the negotiations for the collective cuddle agreements.

2025-05-13

OH “Representativiteit van ongeorganiseerde werknemers in het onderhandelingsproces” :blobhaj_thonk:

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