bushwald

amateur astronaut

2025-06-24

Rubert Tuesday

2025-06-24

So there are a few new faces this morning. Why don't we go around the room and say an unusual fact about ourselves? Why don't you get us started?

Sure. An unusual fact about me is that I know that Pearl Jam means cum.

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2025-06-24
2025-06-24

@glencoe wow yeah and that opening sounded just like the forecast on NY1 this morning haha

How have I never heard of this movie?! Going to check this out stat

2025-06-24

Thanks to climate change we now get those breathtaking Tony Scott-esque smoggy SoCal sunsets in New York too

2025-06-22

Hitting pay 'gurt

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plutonian 2.0 🪲plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-06-19

i dug it out and i forgot how hard my last project on black linen went. i need to finish and frame this. #CrossStitch

photo of a cross stitch sampler using white floss on black linen. the pattern features a variety of elaborate motifs and a lot of skulls.

pattern: all souls vierlanden by ben drewclose up photo of some skull motifs in the pattern. i actually started this project in late 2019, not in response to the pandemic. but i kept working on it through 2020, because it seemed appropriate.
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ILL GATESZ@jorts.horse
2025-06-11

jorkins brand hand creme

2025-06-09

Anybody done this one?

2025-06-09

Straight jortsin it. And by "it" haha well let's justr say. my jeanits

2025-06-05

Anybody wanna do The Village (2004) with me and my family?

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Wilson "Beans Clock" Scraddockbeanclock@jorts.horse
2025-06-04

i managed to pour sixty cans of beans into a royal mail box before the police stopped me. i will try again under cover of night next time

2025-06-04

Also if you had cable in the 90s check out
weatherstar.netbymatt.com/
with the sound on

2025-06-04

I've been listening to The Rippingtons and I can't tell if I'm enjoying it ironically or not

2025-06-01

You know what looks great on a beautiful lily? A little gold.

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plutonian 2.0 🪲plut0nian@jorts.horse
2025-06-01

ok the text prototype is done and i'm reasonably happy with the spacing. :blobhaj_hearttrans: #CrossStitch

photo of a cross stitch project in an 8" wood hoop with the stitched text:

"in the face of extermination say
FUCK YOU"

the "fuck you" is stitched in large block letters in blue, pink and white colors of the trans pride flag. also, the "O" is a skull.
2025-05-28

As a Jorts user, I understand this of course.

2025-05-28

When it comes to peepee and poopoo, the stakes are higher for some people.

WSJ headline and lead:
Traveling Sales Reps Share
Their Biggest Trade Secret:
Bathrooms
The general public nows facilities at gas stations and fast-food restaurants are spotty. But for traveling salespeople, the stakes are highe.
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2025-05-22

after the revolution im gonna be the nutsling guy

2025-05-22

@FatsGordo Hey it's a start. We'll pass the hat around.

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