After I finished my second double gin and tonic, I felt woozy, unstable on my feet. Then I realized: my drink had probably been drugged! I had a beer, then two more, to clean out my system, but they made me feel even dizzier. I thought some exercise might counteract the drug, so I got up on the diving board and started dancing. But it was no use. When the drug finally wore off, I was lying in the backyard wearing nothing but a hula skirt.”

- Jack Handey, R.I.P.

discord.gg/Z27AYD6S

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Following the withdrawal of Israeli forces from parts of the Gaza Strip under the ceasefire agreement, Israeli military strikes near or east of the so-called “Yellow Line” continue to be reported, resulting in casualties. Access to the sea remains prohibited. In areas beyond the “Yellow Line,” where the Israeli military remains deployed (over 50 per cent of the Gaza Strip), daily detonations of residential buildings continue to be reported and access to humanitarian assets, public infrastructure and agricultural land remains restricted or altogether barred.
2025-11-21

@Rania

Yes, that could be the truth of it all…

2025-11-21

@therightarticle

This is what dementia looks like…

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2025-11-21

How much longer can the US and the world tolerate this maniac?
theguardian.com/us-news/2025/n

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2025-11-21

Die #Verdrängungsgesellschaft & der Genozid im #Gaza:

Auch hier gilt, wie bei anderen Themen, bei denen wir praktisch und moralisch gescheitert sind: wir wollen nicht hinschauen. Und der angebliche "Waffenstillstand" gibt uns die Erlaubnis, wegzuschauen.
theguardian.com/global-develop

2025-11-21

@Rania

crazy murderous mofos. we allow them

2025-11-20

Cairo nights

2025-11-20

“If you’re not paying for it, you’re the product being sold.” This is how our digital economy works and how our elites filthy rich. We are the meat!

2025-11-19

Meow

2025-11-19

“He marveled at the fact that cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg”

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2025-11-19

#Epstein ’s Bro Sounds Alarm: #GOP Is ‘Sabotaging’ Files Ahead of Release

thedailybeast.com/epsteins-bro

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♾️🇺🇦 Vote Midtermsskykiss@sfba.social
2025-11-19

Elon Musk is at the White House for the private dinner for the guy who ordered Jamal Khashoggi's killing. Along with the criminal fascist regime of gluttony.

Musk has also accepted billions in Saudi investment in shitter, his social media site, and xAI, his artificial intelligence surveillance company. Humain, a state-backed A.I. company in Saudi Arabia, has said it would do deals with xAI. Musk works for Trump on the down-low, so as not to upset the peasants.

Also present: David Ellison of Paramount.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Kh

dni.gov/files/ODNI/documents/a

More fascist bootlickers:
nytimes.com/2025/11/18/us/poli

#usa #news

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If the oceans die, we die....Allkinds
2025-11-19

The president of the United States said “ things happen “ dismissed U.S. intelligence findings that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman likely had some culpability in the 2018 killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi who was cut into pieces with a bone saw.Americans are you proud of your leader? ‘Quiet, piggy’ shushes CBS reporter when asked about Epstein. Is he the role model you want for your children?America is officially a shit hole country as long as he is in power.

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🔻agitprop & absurdity🔻agitprop_n_absurdity
2025-11-19

Israel has formally asked the International Criminal Court to revoke arrest warrants for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, while also urging the removal of ICC Prosecutor Karim Khan from any cases involving Israel, the Foreign Ministry said Monday.

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🔻agitprop & absurdity🔻agitprop_n_absurdity
2025-11-19

Netanyahu and Gallant are accused of war crimes and crimes against humanity over Israel’s ongoing assault on Gaza. The court recently dismissed Israel’s challenge, stating the matter was “not an appealable issue” and reaffirming that both officials carry criminal responsibility.

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2025-11-19

😬

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Lesley Carhart :unverified:hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange
2025-11-19

I have a friend who prefers to stay anonymous who gives this amazing talk in non US (but allied) countries about how long their internet will -really- function if they lose all comms with American data centers and it’s… phew. It’s a thing. Some resilient ones will last a few weeks before certificates expire. But CF is a wrench.

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2025-11-19

There is no bottom with this complete moral blank.

CNN headline: Trump claims slain journalist Khashoggi was ‘extremely controversial,’ defends Saudi crown prince.
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your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦blogdiva
2025-11-19

RE: mastodon.social/@blogdiva/1145

cannot say this enough:

🗣TRUMP ASKED MBS TO TAKE CARE OF KASHOGGI!

the Saudi prince had Jamal tortured and murdered because Trump asked him to, in exchange for nuclear w̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶s̶ tech.

the “normalization” with Israel ―which includes and Palestinian ― is about the fuckwad House of al-Saud breaking the Israel-Iran nuclear detente with their own nuclear w̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶s̶ tech.

this is the Saudis other trojan goal with their investments: nuclear reactors.

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