Elliot Shank

Music-obsessed software geek. Wrote a good chunk of Perl::Critic. Banner image is “The Gift” by Richard Notkin.

See also @clonezone / microblog.galumph.com

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2025-10-31

> What is something the internet has completely ruined?

Privacy

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The Castle of Tomorrow doesn't look like a castle anymore. Sun-Times architecture critic Lee Bey looks at how fast food chains are abandoning architectures that once defined their brand for generic replacements.
chicago.suntimes.com/architect

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2025-10-30
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2025-10-30

Thanks, autocomplete.

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-10-30

When juice boxes were new and needed explaining: youtube.com/watch?v=rhhRfHTvv_w

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2025-10-30

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-10-30

Dead Can Dance - “The Host of the Seraphim”

youtube.com/watch?v=lGCWVuzzrSQ

Not a music video per se, but a segment of Baraka (1992).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baraka_(

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-10-30

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Found lying in a parking lot at night, an orange and black sticker still on its adhesive backing. Text reads:

Violation

This vehicle is parked illegally and is hereby subject to to towing and impoundment.

Your license number was recorded

© 2006 · SmartSign.com · D-2051
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i should be given a portable machine that teleports me to my bed so i can take a nap

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-10-29

mastodon.social is not authenticating connections to @guardianfirewall's Zurich region.

Weird.

Switched to Milan.

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2025-10-28

:neocat_box:

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2025-10-28

Once again another "I'm in the wrong field" paper:
sciencedirect.com/science/arti

Bar chart captioned "Lateral bias in sleeping positions of domestic cats." showing a preference for leftward (266 instances) over rightward (142 instances) sleeping positions.
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✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

The void's face omgggg!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

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𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓻𝔂 🏳️‍⚧️🦋🌱dianea@lgbtqia.space
2025-10-28

#text first please

Meme captained, "and then they called instead of texting" with a flashlight aimed upward in a dark room at the terrified storyteller
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2025-10-27

Shit. Someone call the Koons. Their dog got loose again.

Sanchez Street, 5:07 p.m.

#photography #StreetPhotography

A Halloween trick-or-treater walks down the sidewalk, strolling past a red house with two garage doors. The trick-or-treater is wearing a red Jeff Koons Balloon Dog costume. Head and tail held high, he is scoping out the neighborhood, looking for treats.
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if i win the lottery, i won't tell anyone

...but there will be signs...

dale p'atrá

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2025-10-27

“You want to put that inside Elmo?”
“Yes.”
“And Elmo get twenty dollars?”
“That’s right.”
“Elmo want to see money first.”

Elmo from Sesame Street stares at an upheld hand.
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2025-10-26

Many Unix tar programs leak uninitialized data into unused portions of the file. This is not unusual for C programs (unfortunately). The leaked data is usually just repetition of earlier files, so it wasn't obviously useful for anything.

Until I noticed that optimizations to tar programs tended to change _which_ earlier data was leaked.

Turns out, you can use this behavior to fingerprint the tar implementation pretty precisely in some cases.

A screenshot of terminal output showing a hex dump of the final sector of a tar file, noting that it contains excess data. It points out that the excess data mirrors other data exactly 20 blocks back, and opines that this is likely a result of pdtar or early GNU tar.A screenshot of terminal output showing a hex dump of the final sector of a tar file, noting that it contains excess data. It points out that the excess data mirrors other data exactly 20 blocks back, and opines that this is likely a result of V7 Unix-derived tar code.
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the former maintainers of Bundler and RubyGems have a proposal: we want to move Ruby forward andre.arko.net/2025/10/26/we-w

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