Elliot Shank

Music-obsessed software geek. Wrote a good chunk of Perl::Critic. Banner image is “The Gift” by Richard Notkin.

See also @clonezone / microblog.galumph.com

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2025-06-01

LinkGaslighting? - For several months now I’ve continued my project where every day I go back through my archives and clean up broken links in old posts. If something is broken and I can find it in the Wayback Machine (web.archive.org/), I replace the link. Lately I’m noticing something new and insidious. Of course there’s a lot of linkrot, where stuff is just gone. (In my archives, Yahoo News and Make’s Craftzine are the two biggest offenders.) Then there’s stuff that’s gone, but the domain has been repurposed by someone else. Sometimes it’s obvious (porn and gambling ahoy!) and other times they create a plausible looking site filled with SEO glurge. And then there’s this third dark pattern I don’t even have a name for yet, where the same entity is still in control of the domain and the link goes to a plausible looking URL, but it’s NOT the page I linked to originally.

Here’s an example. In 2001 I wrote a post (web-goddess.org/archive/554) about Jenna Bush, saying I sympathised with her and that she was just acting like a college student. In it, I linked to a Salon.com article (salon.com/mwt/wire/2001/05/30/) about her. If you follow that link now, you are silently redirected to an article about her beliefs about safe sex (salon.com/2007/09/25/jenna_bus). If you don’t look closely, you might miss the fact that the safe sex article is from 2007. If you go to the Wayback Machine, you’ll see that the actual article I linked to was about her buying booze (web.archive.org/web/2001060509). I’ve now found several other Salon.com links to that redirect to posts about the same general topic of the post, but aren’t the actual one I linked to.

Another example. In 2013 I linked to (web-goddess.org/archive/11354) a Serious Eats recipe for “tobacco cookies” (seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/0). If you click that link now, you’re redirected to a recipe for Chocolate Dipped Tuile “Cigarettes” (seriouseats.com/chocolate-dipp). That one gave me pause. Is that what I originally linked to? If that’s what the recipe is called, why did I call it something else? Here’s the Wayback Machine to the rescue again, confirming that there really used to be a recipe for tobacco cookies (seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/0). WTF.

I’m not clear on why or how this is happening. Maybe some sort of custom 404 logic that picks out a keyword and sends you to a likely recent link? It’s infuriating though that they don’t give you any warning that it might not be the page you’re looking for. It makes finding broken links that much harder, because they’re actively trying to gaslight me. Links are a contract and a promise. Silently redirecting web-goddess.org/archive/77747

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2025-06-01

The time, 6:27 PM. The automated feeder goes off at 6:30 PM.

The PetLibro feeder lets you record your voice when a feeding is about to begin. Ours is my voice yelling, "Soueeeee ... Pig pig pig pig!"

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon @spsheridan

Two cats watching the automated feeder. One is a brown and black and white calico, standing directly in front of the food bowl. The other is an orange tabby sitting on a chair watching from above. Both are VERY intent on the impending food.
Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-05-31

“Dark Energy's Phantom Manace”

The cosmological constant isn't constant?

DESI is finding some weird stuff about dark energy.

youtube.com/watch?v=UDOsuwDeGeE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Ene

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Erik Uden 🍑ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-05-31

What if we stayed up till midnight to watch the logos turn gay? 👉👈🥺

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-05-31

Kubrick’s first movie, downloadable free from Wikipedia or watchable on YouTube: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and

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daniel:// stenberg://bagder
2025-05-31

surprised upgrading curl from an 8 years old version to a modern one: what? it requires 64bit integer types now?

So yeah, those users are still out there.

Imagine the craziness, a software in 2025 that REQUIRES a 64 bit integer type. The boldness.

And you thought was conservative! 🤠

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2025-05-31

My rule is that if you’re ever reading a Wikipedia page and think you are very weird for reading it; you are definitely less weird than the person who wrote it.

Elliot Shankclonezone
2025-05-30

Listening to @kleptones “The Golden Hour" #10 for the first time… very nice.

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2025-05-30

So the Music Box is adding a third theater, which is great, but would it be too much to ask to have the build-out include something more elegant for the now blank-wall storefronts than the depressing look of blacked-out teeth stapled with posters?
blockclubchicago.org/2025/05/2

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2025-05-30
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2025-05-30

Someone just posted this recipe (and a few others) on r/OldRecipes

I’m not often scared by recipes, but this one is something else

🍌 + 🥩

GOOD HOUSEKEEPING'S BOOK OF GOOD MEALS

BAKED BANANA STEAK
2 pounds top round, 1½ inches thick
Sprinkling of pepper
2 teaspoonfuls sugar
3 large bananas •
Parsley
6 strips of bacon
3 tablespoonfuls water
1½ teaspoonfuls salt

Split the steak through the center. Leave one end uncut and lay
it open like a book. Sprinkle with the salt and pepper. Cut the bananas lengthwise into rather thick slices, and place on one-half of the steak, sprinkle with the sugar, add the water, then lay the other half of steak over the banana-covered portion.
Place strips of bacon across the top and fasten the two portions together with skewers. Put in casserole and bake at 400° F. for forty minutes.
If desired rare, bake only thirty
minutes. Garnish with parsley. Serves six.
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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-05-30

“Stop trying to fix the user. It’s not the user’s fault if they click on a link and it infects their system. It’s not their fault if they plug in a strange USB drive or ignore a warning message that they can’t understand. It’s not even their fault if they get fooled by a look-alike bank website and lose their money. The problem is that we’ve designed these systems to be so insecure that regular, nontechnical people can’t use them with confidence. We’re using security awareness campaigns to cover up bad system design.”

schneier.com/blog/archives/202

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2025-05-30

The Incomparable Mothership episode 768 just posted: Eternal Clockwork Bugs

theincomparable.com/theincompa

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2025-05-30

This week on the blog! We're looking at the movie motif of having a whole bunch of archers 'fire' at once and discussing what is volley fire for and both why archers couldn't do it and why they wouldn't do it even if they could!
acoup.blog/2025/05/02/collecti

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brettezeleliquidebrettezeleliquide@h4.io
2025-05-30

les enfants seront interdits là où il y a des cigarettes à partir du 1ᵉʳ juillet

tags : les belles auront la cigarette en tête (le temps du tabac), création de ZFE (Zones Fumeurs sans Enfants), #tabac #politique #loi #health #sante #tricot #photography #france

jeune femme portant un collier à clous et une cagoule cendrier sur laquelle des cigarettes écrasées sont artistiquement disposées en crète
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Catherine BabaultCatherineBabault
2025-05-30

May 29 is Can you tell the difference between a river otter and a sea otter? 🤔

Three sea otters playing in the sea. One is on its back and the other two on top.A sea otter stands up in the sea and looks away.Two river otters on the coast. One is in the sea on the edge of the shore and the other one is walking on the shore. The shore is rocky and covered with yellow kelp.A river otter on a rocky shore in the morning light. The blue sea fills up three quarter of the photo.
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jwzjwz
2025-05-29

Just put two more metal shows on sale with doors at 6pm. Gotta get everybody tucked in for beddie-byes by 10:30, you know. Hail Satan, but only at a Reasonable Hour.

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Christine Burns MBE 🏳️‍⚧️📚⧖christineburns@mastodon.green
2025-05-29

Thought I’d come and explore Highgate cemetery. Karl Marx must be so delighted that there are fees to get in and see his grave

Photo of a board with times and prices. The background is a photo of Karl Marx’s gravestone
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Rosyna Kellerrosyna
2025-05-29

[Poll] When you buy/get an iPhone that’ll replace your current iPhone, what do you do with the new iPhone?

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