coffee4danz

I get paid to make junk mail and play with PHP. Former community radio DJ. World traveler in progress. Music omnivore. Introvert. Sci-fi geek. AMC car buff. Non-binary pan. Easygoing, slow to anger, swears like a sailor.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-06

Blessed are the indicted, for they shall lead the GOP.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-06

Just once I’d like to see a wellness influencer say “Here’s how I cured cancer” and then it’s just a video of them getting chemotherapy, following medical advice, and not drinking beet juice under a full moon.

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2025-05-06

Tonight's episode of 4yo mystery theatre is called, "Sorry, exactly WHERE did you put the three live snails you carried in to the house earlier?"

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2025-05-06

Nature is crazy.

Chameleons turn blue when they know you are lying.
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William Lindsey :toad:wdlindsy@toad.social
2025-05-06

"Trump officially entered the psychotic emperor phase. He’s not coming back. The Pope image was it. That was the line. He crossed it and kept walking.

This isn’t trolling anymore. This is clinical delusion. The tariffs on movies. Reopening Alcatraz. These aren’t policies. This is a man deep in a psychotic loop thinking revenge is leadership and trolling is governance."

~ Mario Pawlowski per Feminist News Now

#Trump #authoritarianism #Pope #tariffs #Alcatraz
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2025-05-05

@RealJournalism

i'm not seeing a need for solutions to a dropping birth rate

i do think we need to take care of children who are already here

and women must have the civil rights and human rights to decide for themselves

i had 0 children and never regretted it, not for one second

2025-05-05

I’m participating in an archaeological dig this week at James Madison’s Montpelier. We’re focusing on homes of the enslaved. This program is free for descendants of the enslaved workers. My two housemates are descendants in their mid-late 70s and I’m already quite fond of them.

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mhoyemhoye
2025-05-05

Luke: “you knew my father?”

Obi-wan: “Oh yes. That guy was a dick. Accidentally born stuffed full of magic force-bugs, lucked out a few times pod racing as a child, basically peaked there. Grew up an entitled, incompetent jackass. Crap pilot, liability in a fight, couldn’t stop acting like some crybaby incel even after one of the most powerful women in the galaxy inexplicably took a liking to him, finally carved up a kindergarten and got made an alt-right hero for it. [smiles] Flammable tho.”

2025-05-05

I drove to Fredericksburg, VA just to visit Possum-bilities. It’s a store that sells work by local artists and supports possum rescue. Totally worth the 2 hour round trip drive. Pictured is Oliver, who had a head injury and intestinal blockage, but is fine and spoiled in his old age.

An opossum asleep on his back holds the finger of the woman who rescued him from where he’s sacked out in her lap.
2025-05-03

I’m still grieving the loss of Jill Sobule. What an amazing person. I’m glad I got to talk with her on the community radio show and to hang out with her at a house party (both years ago).

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2025-05-03

If Democrats do get back into federal office, give them time and space to fix what’s been broken. Stop the cycle of destructive impatience.

It’s going to take more than 4 years to rebuild and repair damage from these last 100 days alone.

Tune out the media and their distractions and the extremists and their promises of revolution and quick fixes.

Nothing will be getting fixed quickly. Rebuilding foreign alliances and destroyed agencies like The Forest Service alone will take generations.

2025-05-03

@Professor_Stevens @billyjoebowers what a beautiful memory

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2025-05-03

I have the windows open today. I remember, when I was 15 years old, running a long wire antenna out the open window of my bedroom in the warm weather. At night, you couldn't see the far end. I would tune in stations from all over the Earth on my shortwave radio. It gave me a sense of connection to the world. The world didn't know I was listening, but I did. The magnitude of that was majestic, but imposing.

It was just a long wire, stretched out into the darkness, listening to the world.

2025-05-03

2 days drive through 5 states to get to James Madison’s Montpelier. After checking into my room, I walked the grounds with toilet paper tucked into the back of my jeans because I’m exhausted and that’s how I (TP) roll.

White LOVE sign with “We the People” in black calligraphic script along the top.
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Tommie Usdinbtusdin
2025-05-01

Visit from a rarely-seen neighbor this morning. We know there are groundchucks in the woods across the road but haven't seen one for years.

Groundhog standing in front of a car, behind flowers and grass spikes. The head is up, the front paws show, you can see the sharp claws.
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2025-05-01

I used to think of May Day as a way to celebrate relationships with hand-picked or hand-drawn flowers.

But I'm spending all day deleting unwanted emails, unsubscribing from newsletters I haven't read in a year, requesting deletion of accounts on platforms that have turned scammy, and shredding old and uneeded paper files.

💐 is for you all. I'm going on a lookabout for wildflowers this evening to emotionally recover.

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2025-05-01

Don't build a ghost fence to keep wild spirits out, trap them IN with you instead.
- think of all the new friends you'll have!
- the constant gentle howling might lull you to sleep
- ghost goats make good yard guards
- the evil dead love & accept all

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I love this picture from yesterday's protests. 😂

A picture from the April 19 political protests. This one took place in Poulsbo, Washington. A bunch of people are marching past what looks like some kind of restaurant. They're shouting and holding signs like MY OTHER SIGN IS A BALLOT. In the midst of the marchers is someone in full Easter Bunny costume -- costume head, paw gloves, basket of Easter eggs, the works.
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Andrea Junker :verified:Strandjunker@mstdn.social
2025-04-20

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2025-04-20

He is risen

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord and Savior Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is touching Spock's chest for some reason and he's smiling. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones also all seem thrilled to see him. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

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