Simon Windmill

I like to make games. I don't like to finish them. (I haven’t actually had the motivation to work on game dev for ages, so don’t expect much of that content)

From Leeds, live in Iowa. I try to tag all my football posts with so mute that if you don’t want to see me swearing and/or crying.

I watch too much and play too many games. Actually that’s a lie; I have hundreds of games but only play Animal Crossing, Splatoon, and Girls Frontline.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-11-09

Update: of course she did

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-11-09

Neither of my coworkers got my stupid joke. Waiting to see if my daughter does.

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Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-11-02

Rare 3pm kickoff combined with that magical week when we’re 5 hours behind the UK and not 6 means I’m actually fully woken up for a game. COME ON, LEEDS

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-26

Gonna have to take a nap afterwards because I’ve got the Iowa game to go to later 😶

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-26

Decent first half I thought. They need to fix the crowd audio, this is like watching during COVID matches, especially when we have the sound low due to the 6:30am kickoff.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-22

Well thank fuck that’s over, it was getting too unpredictable. But 3 points is 3 points, and we’ve beaten or at least morally beaten all the teams up around the top.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-22

Didn’t post the usual intro and goal reactions because I’m casting the match from my phone to the tv and don’t want to risk it dropping. Great start obviously, need to keep concentrating but turn the screws I think. Ramazani looked gutted to go off, hope it’s not a hammy

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-19

@mcc @wren I mean.. @stepickford is right there :D

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-19

@wren @mcc I bought Aqua Aqua because I got a PS2 at launch and there were not exactly a lot of games out for a while.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-18

* Mateo, I was excited

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-18

HAPPY FUCKEN BIRTHDAY MATTEO

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-18

GET IN! HOLY SHIT WE SCORED FROM A CORNER

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-18

Cagey start but it’s like we’re a big engine that slowly warmed up. Not sure how that foul went against Bogle tbh

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-18

Not posted much on here because I’ve been flirting with bsky and (ugh) threads, but.. COME ON LEEDS

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-06

@fluffy @Natanael_L @chinmay @mcc yeah I lost a barely-used MBA because I never used it for about a year (legit forgot I had it for a while, which is insane privilege). Would only boot when plugged in, wouldn’t charge, and everything ran at a crawl.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-04

GOD.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-04

FUCKING.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-04

MY.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-04

OH.

Simon Windmillcoolpowers
2024-10-04

JUNIOOOOOOOR

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