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CritteRo ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บcrittero
2026-01-25

hi :)

CritteRo ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บcrittero
2025-12-25
Image of youtuber HBomberGuy with his head through a wall.
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2025-12-13

Doing some positive affirmations on myself

Photo of a horse on a roof somehow.
Caption: I will always succeed because I am insane
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2025-12-13

Linux is a scam created by Big FOSS to sell less software.

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Michigander :toad:Michigander@toad.social
2025-12-13

What I love about walking through the forest is that you enter a realm that is governed by the ageless rules of nature. The interplay of plants and animals going about their daily business is the true reality of life on earth. It reaches deep into the past and will continue far into the future. As you enter, you leave our transient, manufactured world and briefly see life as it always has been and always will be.

A snowy path through the woods after a snowstorm. It cuts through a dense forest. The dark trunks and branches of trees are partially covered in snow, making them stand out against the gray of the sky and white of the snow. It is a color photo but looks black and white.
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Baldur Bjarnasonbaldur@toot.cafe
2025-12-09

Programmers will debate endlessly the correctness of code implementing a โ€œtaser my genitalsโ€ button, its โ€˜accessibilityโ€™, and how to place it on the screen to minimise accidental activation, without ever pausing to ask whether frying the end-userโ€™s balls is a good design or not, or why the fuck their bosses think the userโ€™s balls should be fried

โ€œIf I get Claude to generate it as JS embedded in HTML, then the genital-zapping function will be more reusable!โ€

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Harshad Sharmahiway
2025-12-09
A tree covered hill is getting blanketed by mist, a cluster of trees closer up is sharp, rest is blurry or obscured by mist. Monochrome image.
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:cmconseils
2025-11-03
A humorous photo taken from inside a vehicle, showing a driver holding the steering wheel and pointing to a children's cartoon play mat of a town, which is spread across their lap and the dashboard as if it were a real navigation map. Outside the window, a snowy landscape is visible.
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1.3.6.1.4.1.61513xssfox@cloudisland.nz
2025-10-20

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as the internet, is in fact, us-east-1/the internet, or as I've recently taken to calling it, us-east-1 plus the internet

CritteRo ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บcrittero
2025-10-14

Soo... today is (was?) the last day of support for Windows 10. And because I don't really want to use Win11 (taskbar locked at the bottom? really?) I decided to install Linux on my laptop, since it's lower risk than my daily-use workstation...

I don't know why I waited this long to make the switch. I love this thing.

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pluszysta ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿชดpluszysta@mastodon.online
2025-07-25
A photo of a man in glasses. The caption: "arachnophobia is so stupid just let spiders get married"
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Nostalgiq Romanianostalgiq@mstdn.ro
2025-07-20

Update de nou la serverul de #FiveM - 20.07.2025
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๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Adaugat Busted! ca posibil daily quest.
๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Acum poti folosi vehiculele personale ca robber, la Busted! (in loc de sistemul de unlock-uri. Vehiculele de politie inca sunt cele default)

๐Ÿ”ง fix: Seteaza jucatorul intr-un activity atunci cand joaca Busted! (ca sa nu mai poti incepe un job / cursa / etc in timp ce esti in meci)
๐Ÿ”ง fix: Seteaza Busted! in discord rich presence, atunci cand joci.
๐Ÿ”ง fix: Reintrodus sistemul de Blip Share, dupa ce pause menu-ul nou l-a stricat.

โš ๏ธ Inca suntem in cautare de membri si lideri de factiuni! Intra pe Forum pentru a vedea factiunile libere.

Forum: nostalgiq.ro/forum
Discord: nostalgiq.ro/discord
Server FiveM: cfx.re/join/2bazy4

2 Ani de Nostalgiq!
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2025-07-10

I'm often mistaken for an adult. I think it's because of my age.

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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-27

to make a pโ irate angry just steal their p ha ha ha ha send toot

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2025-06-21

Caterpillar window

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Nostalgiq Romanianostalgiq@mstdn.ro
2025-06-19

Update de nou la serverul de #FiveM! - 19.06.2025
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๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Updatat serverul la ultimul DLC: Money Fronts
๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Adaugat vehicule noi in Dealership: Cheetah3, Everon3, Hardy, L352, Minimus, Rapidgt4, Sentinel5, Tampa4, Woodlander, Suzume
๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Adaugat vehicule noi la DriftKit menu, in LS Car Meet: Chavosv6, Dominator10, Gauntlet4, Hardy, L352
๐Ÿ“Œ feat: Jucatorii pot intra si iesi din LS Car Meet pe la intrarea de vehicule si fara o masina.

๐Ÿ”ง fix: Butoanele de la DriftKit menu au sagetile corecte (acolo unde e necesar).

โš ๏ธ Daca nu te poti conecta la server, schimba canalul de update al FiveM-ului pe "Latest/Unstable", in Settings > Game > Update Channel

โš ๏ธ Inca suntem in cautare de membri si lideri de factiuni! Intra pe Forum pentru a vedea factiunile libere.

Forum: nostalgiq.ro/forum
Discord: nostalgiq.ro/discord
Server FiveM: cfx.re/join/2bazy4

#fivem #fivemro #fivemromania #nostalgiqro

Character from GTA V posing for a photo in front of a muscle car.
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Below the snow line.

Going for an easy route around Ehrwald since there's still a lot of snow on the mountains.

#photography #wandern #nature #landscape
Contrast between the trees below and above the snow line.
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ร“lafur Waageolafurw
2025-06-16

Am I a patient person? Sure, I would say so.
But do I check the package tracking website as soon as I get the tracking code? Yes, also.

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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-05-28

RSS never tracked you.
Email never throttled you.
Blogs never begged for dopamine.
The old web wasnโ€™t perfect.
But it was yours.

CritteRo ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บcrittero
2025-05-17

Recently, I wrote my own theme for my personal website. Here's what I did!

critte.ro/blog/bragging-about-

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