Cuteroll, shark aficionado

Linux fanatics. C enjoyers. Segfaults worshippers.

We're a plural system, so please do not refer to us as if we are only one entity. You may refer to individual headmates as singular entities though.
Our posts are usually signed, if not, it's probably just because we are unable to tell who is fronting at the moment

We are absolutly delusional about what we can do in any given field.

We speak english, french, and portuguese.
We will let you guess our proficiency in each of these languages yourself.

We occasionally post horny on main, or very cursed shitpost.
This is always gonne be cw'd of course.

We are an adult, but we don't care if minors want to follow us. We are just asking you to not interact with the aforementioned nsfw posts.

Funny profile quotes
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"e" -
@multisn8@peoplemaking.games
"called me 6/10, would follow again A+++" -
@jiub@tech.lgbt
"gay goblin with an ISO C stamp on their forehead" -
@SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe
"yall're cool and have blahaj in pfp so" -
@aperture@snug.moe
"cryptid to cryptid communication professional" -
@Makura@tech.lgbt
"you're the best brainworm there is" -
@shebang@donotsta.re
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previously
@ctrl@blahaj.zone and @ctrl@shark.ctrl.gay

shiny vent / more personal account
@ctrl@screaminginsi.de

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-07
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-07

they should do yuri but with 2 boys

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-07
Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
ezri 4 pope 2025azrael@tech.lgbt
2025-05-07
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @theresnotime@fox.nexus @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng wao, we got removed from the chain of stealing already

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

hello fedi!

- posted by avi

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
2025-05-06

Evil sysadmin prank:

echo "Connection to $HOSTNAME closed." > /etc/motd

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
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2025-05-06

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Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
$ Enya21🔥 | the toolfoxkix3n@void.rehab
2025-05-06

"boobs or ass?"
bro, her TAIL

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06
Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

which of these best describes your perception of me (poll stolen form @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud and @green@snac.122.hu)

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

@mutt ​:neootter_pensive_cowboy:​

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

@mutt am sorry but i didn't ​:neootter_pensive_cowboy:​

Cuteroll, shark aficionado boosted:
2025-05-06

which of these best describes your perception of me (poll stolen from @ctrl)

Cuteroll, shark aficionadoctrl@alico.nexus
2025-05-06

@mutt lmao

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