Linux fanatics. C enjoyers. Segfaults worshippers.
We're a plural system, so please do not refer to us as if we are only one entity. You may refer to individual headmates as singular entities though.
Our posts are usually signed, if not, it's probably just because we are unable to tell who is fronting at the moment
We are absolutly delusional about what we can do in any given field.
We speak english, french, and portuguese.
We will let you guess our proficiency in each of these languages yourself.
We occasionally post horny on main, or very cursed shitpost.
This is always gonne be cw'd of course.
We are an adult, but we don't care if minors want to follow us. We are just asking you to not interact with the aforementioned nsfw posts.
Funny profile quotes
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"e" - @multisn8@peoplemaking.games
"called me 6/10, would follow again A+++" - @jiub@tech.lgbt
"gay goblin with an ISO C stamp on their forehead" - @SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe
"yall're cool and have blahaj in pfp so" - @aperture@snug.moe
"cryptid to cryptid communication professional" - @Makura@tech.lgbt
"you're the best brainworm there is" - @shebang@donotsta.re
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previously @ctrl@blahaj.zone and @ctrl@shark.ctrl.gay
shiny vent / more personal account @ctrl@screaminginsi.de
they should do yuri but with 2 boys
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @theresnotime@fox.nexus @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng wao, we got removed from the chain of stealing already
hello fedi!
- posted by avi
@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng @16af93@wetdry.world ure welcome thermostat
@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng @16af93@wetdry.world i did the voting
Evil sysadmin prank:
echo "Connection to $HOSTNAME closed." > /etc/motd
@evening @starlight@mk.absturztau.be :patsEvening:
@starlight@mk.absturztau.be i host @evening on alico.nexus
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"boobs or ass?"
bro, her TAIL
which of these best describes your perception of me (poll stolen form @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud and @green@snac.122.hu)
@mutt :neootter_pensive_cowboy:
@mutt am sorry but i didn't :neootter_pensive_cowboy:
which of these best describes your perception of me (poll stolen from @ctrl)
@mutt lmao