Dave Lartigue

I'm not the hero I could be but I'm not the dog I was.

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-07

watching Yojimbo (1961), a Spanish movie about a guy who's jimbing

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-06

@drewtoothpaste hillary warned us

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-05

Tony Shai-Haloub

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-05

Happy Diablo Eve! Be sure to leave out raw meat for Diablo's minions and see if he leaves you a Legendary Blade (nice) or Cracked Sash (naughty)

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-02

the discord has voted and I am now declared The AI-Doubting Fool

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-01

I haven't thought out whether to go full vegetarian, pescatarian, or simply low-meat yet. But it's cool to know it's not a big deal. Pork is one thing I definitely want to cut out.

The unfortunate thing is, there's still a lot of absolute garbage I can and do eat that isn't meat. That's something I really need to work on.

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-06-01

This past month I did what I called Meatless May. Turned out to be MOSTLY Meatless May (I had a turkey burger because I was a guest at a dinner). It was absolutely no problem.

The thing I missed the most was pepperoni pizza, though with the weather getting warmer there's also sushi.

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-30

get out of my dreams, get into my.........mug?????

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-30

I asked an AI to create the other side of "The Scream" to see what the figure in the painting is screaming at and here are the results

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-28

I'm at this board game event in Hartford and shit's poppin off

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-28

@mikester it's not dead and gone. I have a former friend who is a comics creator that went full-tilt cg (and then to adjacent other rw stances) and is still going, along with some "colleagues"

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-26

I fear this is stupid, yet not quite stupid enough.

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-25
Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-25
Dave Lartigue boosted:
Ben Zaningnomon
2023-05-25

Me: I want a device that watches over me and the people I love while we sleep. It must be capable of such keen, decisive action that even absent actual flames it can rouse slumberers early enough to save their lives. It must last a decade and cost $30.

Smoke alarm manufacturer: we understand and accept the solemnity of this request, and we have built it.

Me: now I want something that will scream like a demon every time I boil water.

Smoke alarm manufacturer: you're not going to believe this

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-25

I no more care about anyone's "reason" for being trans, or queer, or whatever than I do for someone's reason to want to be called "Joey" instead of "Joe" or "Joseph". I just call them Joey and we both live our lives.

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-24

I know, I know, it's serious

bulldog with diploma
Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-23

(Jabba the Hutt voice) no bada willy wonka

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-23

Are You There, God? (cocks shotgun) It's Me (pulls trigger) Margaret (kicks in pearly gates)

Dave Lartiguedaveexmachina
2023-05-23

lifehack: if you dick around long enough, "early lunch" becomes just "lunch"

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