David Penfold :verified:

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@BackFromTheDud Bowie's Heroes was immense too.

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2026-02-14
Trees reflecting on an iced over pond
David Penfold :verified: boosted:
2026-02-14

"i work in the import business"

"oh yeah, what do you import?"

"python libraries mostly"

David Penfold :verified: boosted:
2026-02-14

I traveled to the south of Sweden today. And this one turned up totally unexpectedly when I was looking for moorhens and little grebes.
Walking around casually along a little stream next to the river.
So cool! 🤎

A bittern, a stocky golden-brown bird with pale yellowgreen legs and large feet takes a step on the some broken ice in front of snow covered reeds.
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

Fuck, it feels like I've been twatted on the forehead with a lead cosh. There is blood.

I'm hoping my neanderthal lack of sinuses may help avoid the deddening.

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@gcvrsa Oh, totally.

I see these as more local delivery to smaller ports, replacing road haulage. Possibly especially useful in Africa via Djibouti (with recharging as they pootle about the continent).

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

I was just walking down the stairs in my baggy trousers, caught a protruding piece of wood, and headbutted the huge oak beam with severe force.

If I don't post tomorrow I'm possibly dedded.

The beam's ok, btw.

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@woe2you @babe
It was a couple from New Zealand who did the deed, I was way too dazed and confused!

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@kimlockhartga And as soon as shit gets funky, their head of security will become the new boss. Idiots.

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@geerlingguy sweet 😍

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@VickForcella Oh, it did indeed!

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@VickForcella No ☹️

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14
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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

Yeah, nah.

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

@babe
I have no idea why but this reminded me of when we were squatting in the Elephant and Castle in the eighties and, tripping our nuts off, went up to one of the bridges and graffitied "Lysergides against Apartheid" and we got away with it 😁

David Penfold :verified: boosted:
2026-02-14

You can tell the tide is turning on the fedi where it comes to people's opinions of billionaires because I made a viral joke about guillotining them and no one reported or yelled at me for it

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2026-02-14

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