She smashes

Author of “High Performance MySQL”. Systems nerd.

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Michelle Catherine Marcódigichelle@hachyderm.io
2025-03-30

Wait, this is CNN? That CNN? Holy shit, y’all. Talk about a broken clock being right twice a day. They fucking NAILED IT here.

And that headline? *chef’s kiss*

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/27/tec

2025-03-29

@juliepagano @dbsmasher Although. I do smile a bit when a character expresses fear about preexisting conditions

Small wins

2025-03-29

@juliepagano @dbsmasher Especially true every time there is a storyline about the cruelty of the healthcare system

2025-03-29

@juliepagano Heyyyy I’m rewatching too. That episode made me angry

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Ian Brown :verified:igb@mastodon.hccp.org
2025-03-09

FOIA requests for #CISA can be addressed to:

Zuleitza Villafuerte, FOIA Public Liason (Acting)
202-343-1743 or 866-431-0486
foia@hq.dhs.gov

Use your friendly neighborhood LLM to generate a formal request about what systems & data "Big Balls" & friends have access to and email it to the #DHS Public Liason.

wired.com/story/doge-cisa-cori

2025-03-05

I did this class in December and absolutely recommend the investment
From: @jepsen
mastodon.jepsen.io/@jepsen/114

2025-02-23

@carnage4life They JUST redid all the stores to cater more to mobile order and grab and go and evisceratted seating. 🙄

Like that had to be a TON of money

2025-02-16

I’m v much here for starving democrats of cash right now.
From: @carnage4life
mas.to/@carnage4life/114015453

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Dare Obasanjocarnage4life@mas.to
2025-02-16

Democrats don’t need donations, they need a clue. Kamala Harris raised $1 billion to Trump’s $850M only to be swept in every swing state and lose the popular vote.

Giving that party any money without serious change occurring first is enabling their incompetence.

2025-02-14

@tekbuddha And kubernetes is five YAML files not even trying to hide in a trench coat.

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laura lemaylemay
2025-02-07

OH: You thought you were going to learn about artificial intelligence, but instead you are learning all about human stupidity.

2025-02-04

@igb I’m sure there are backups and redundancies. Right?

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2025-01-14

me: i’ve single-handedly written software used by tens of millions of people, you can see it right over at github.com/april

prospective employers: sorry, but unfortunately you did poorly in a high-stress 40-minute coding exercise, writing code with no time to think about how to solve a problem you’ve never seen before, in a terrible dev environment, while someone stares at you the whole time

2025-01-09

Seeing the Pasadena convention center where I’ve been a few times for SCaLE being used as a shelter is surreal.

2025-01-02

@kf @aphyr @jima I looked into that before going back to big tech. No. And it prob still won’t get you the actual better plans big employers get. Vs garbage plans in the state marketplace.

Not all PPOs are created equal

2025-01-02

“Why worry about a thing that isn’t going to happen?”

Perfect ending quote tbh

2025-01-02

@esk I…love this idea.

2025-01-02

@ironiridis My typos are legendary

2025-01-02

“Follow the crossed out instructions “

This is reminding me of too many incidents 😂

2025-01-02

“We have to do a thing we’ve never done before with a toxic boss watching and this is the first time we see the runbook”

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