Deep State Dude

Gen X AF. INFP, Bird site refugee. Ran completely out of fucks a while ago. 
Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

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FINISH HER. 🤜*
*but read it in that mortal kombat voice k? it's better that way.

Costco final boss
Deep State Dude boosted:
2025-03-12

Tacos

Deep State Dude boosted:
2025-01-08

Three fires now burning in the LA Basin.

2025-01-06

@noondlyt negative ghost rider

2025-01-02

@talia_christine I’ll keep you company laying in my bed with no other plans either. 🥳

Deep State Dude boosted:
2025-01-01

No.

A fortune from a cookie that reads: A SURPRISE AWAITS
Deep State Dude boosted:
2024-12-07

💯 % ✨

"Start in December. Start in your 40s. Start on Friday. Start at 5 pm. Start on the 31st. Start late. Start."
2024-11-27

@Scatterseed about 10 days. But even after 3 weeks, I still get the occasional coughing fit. Hope you’re better in no time!

2024-11-27

@talia_christine must be a good movie then.

2024-11-26

@Scatterseed I just got over that crud.

Deep State Dude boosted:
2024-11-26

Here's an idea. If you like what BS has to offer, then have an account over there too and enjoy.

Simple.

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If you're posting fucked up "recipes" on Instagram like idk an undercooked turkey full of Velveeta and frozen hashbrowns you should be required to eat it.
And not just a nibble...
a full plate.

2024-11-24

@Waitnwallflower done fucking around eh?

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I'm not much for protesting but if RFK tries to fuck with my twizzlers I will absolutely take to the streets.

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Who knew?

Furry Barbie
Deep State Dude boosted:
2024-11-23

I have my doubts about this whole civilization thing

2024-11-14

@noondlyt everything sucks

2024-11-14
2024-11-14

@talia_christine P Diddy for HHS?

2024-10-22
Partial picture of a ballot with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz box filled in black

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