This is my attempt at a XKCD style this year:
"TTL PART NUMBERS"

lifehack: use IPv6 addresses as passwords: they have letters, numbers, special characters, can contain caps, and are long enough.

If you accidentally paste it somewhere noone will suspect a thing.

Bonushack: you can put a label in DNS as a password reminder!

Der Fernseher hat ein besonders scharfes Bild, dank Sambal-OLED Display

The degrees of True Love:

1) I want to spend my life with you
2) I would kill for you
3) I would die for you
4) I would build a complicated table in Microsoft Word for you

💭 writing a script that backs up my entire NAS onto Fusion 360’s cloud storage - if I’m forced to pay a subscription for cloud software, I’m going to make full use of it :3

(there’s a 500GB non fusion file limit, but I could totally encode arbitrary data into .f3d files..)

fellas, if your savior:

• can turn water into wine
• can make bread
• is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

me: do you sell ducks?

him: yes, but they're going quick

me: ok I'll take one

[later]

duck: quick

me: I see

"In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them."

@GeorgWeissenbacher @marcoarment The snowflakes do actually stop falling, it just takes a few seconds for all of them to vanish. Astonishing attention to detail if it weren't so completely overdone

okay which of you did this

Denkt daran, für das neue Jahr keine Vorsätze zu fassen. Wer vorsätzlich handelt, wird härter bestraft.

Air to Ground Message:

SOOOO PROBLEM.. A PASSENGERS DOG EXPERIENCED A BOWEL MOVEMENT. ROWS 23 24 25 AND 26

Area: Cayman Islands
A: #aa8d7d8f81a
F: #f0a991aa673

#acars #vdlm2

Funniest congress sticker so far, we should do an official version @pid_eins

this is an example of speex, a auditory cognitohazard specifically designed for implanting into the brain

Der Kampfmittelräumdiensthund von Paw Patrol wurde heute Nachmittag bei der missglückten Entschärfung einer britischen 500 Kilo Bombe in Braunschweig vaporisiert. Ist wichtig, dass ihr mit euren Kindern darüber sprecht. Die müssen sich an die Realität gewöhnen.

@patagona @992jo Hast du mal geschaut, ob deine Stadt von https://github.com/mampfes/hacs_waste_collection_schedule?tab=readme-ov-file supported wird? Eventuell bekommst du mit den Infos da eine ics rausgepopelt.

But they were all of them deceived. For in the Land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a sixth Mambo.

If your body goes stiff when you think about gifts, you might be suffering from present tense.

cleared a shelf out on my desk and it is now the Rex Shelf