doephin

(moving accounts to here, but have to do it in stages thanks to awoo whitelisting. please hold!)

2025-06-06

@doragasu @aires @matildalove @soatok There's a baffling number of them, yeah. Worse is some are incorporated into law and still covered by copyright.

Yes, the law is copyright protected. It's just...excuse me, what

2025-06-06

Is there a word for those times you know a word is spelled wrong but fuck if you know how it's spelled?

2025-06-06

@mcc @hyc At that level of smoke your air purifier will eventually not be able to keep up.

when it got bad here we could at best keep it at a 7 inside 10 outside (coverted from us aqi). So yes more purifier better.

2025-06-02

Cursed thought for @Phorm

The fairies in Zelda games are genies who only grant a very specific wish

2025-06-01

Today in the future is weird: my watch gave me an achievement for being up late

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2025-05-30

@vaurora Oh boy, I get to post this again:

A two-panel cartoon of the Trolley Problem meme. The first depicts Wile E. Coyote at the lever, nothing on the forward track, and the Roadrunner on the alternate track. The second panel shows the trolley has somehow slid off the track straight sideways and crushed Coyote.
2025-05-30

@JulieSqveakaroo E33 is at the point of videos that spoil shit in the titles :/

2025-05-30

Ah, I have reached the point of clicking on too much Expedition 33 stuff on YouTube and now I have to finish the game before I go to YouTube again lest I get the entire plot spoiled

2025-05-22

@passenger @kevinriggle @xgranade @mcc "fun" fact- once when I did jury duty the judge asked "would you find the defendant guilty right now? If so raise your hand" pre-trial. Like we didn't even know the dude's name.

*Everyone* except me raised their hands.

yeaah. Trial by jury: definitely one of those "best of worst options"things

2025-05-22

@xgranade @mcc worse is that this one has a better chance of convincing a jury, too.

(unlike say the ants on a stick bomb detector)

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morbmorb
2025-05-22

dear internet

today I ran 100 megabit ethernet over two strands of lead-free solder

the most cursed part was it outperforming a strand of twisted pair copper

where is your god now

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2025-05-22

BEHOLD! This Friday, May the 23th, HotTubRaptor rides again for charity!
twitch.tv/HotTubRaptor
We gonna go all day again, 9am to 6pm Pacific (or whenever I fall over)!
The children love it when money is raised for Extra Life.

2025-05-21

"ignite the plasma"

ok Star Trek

2025-05-20

@lambdageek potassium salt exists! Taste isn't exactly the same though and if you consume huge amounts of it that's not great (but for most people not a problem)

For "extra salty" having salt on the exterior of the food tends to do that, if it can work.

2025-05-17

@balloonpup @dragonarchitect weirdly the high end model lacks features the lower end one has. it's what made me say fuck it and get a vivo 3 (which ends up having more sensors for a similar price and can do ecg)

2025-05-15

(number 2 there was in the context of some sort of work dinner to boot, though it was already weird as Mario was drunk. yes that Mario)

2025-05-15

Last night'd set of dreams featured in no particular order

a weasel? with a screen for a face modding a PC then a GameCube that was for some reason also a mobile device
proof I do see color in dreams by way of several prior commissions showing up on dream e(gibberish)
nursing home demon serial killer comedy failure.

okaaaay brain thanks

2025-05-15

Nothing quite as insulting as being told "First, we would like to express our sincere condolences for you loss" by a fuckin recording.

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2025-05-13

When your frustrated desk-bound cat stretches out to play with the mouse, manages to select almost the whole of the text of the review you have spent hours working on, and then, in a natural continuation of the stretch pushes delete... one has to wonder at the innocence of the action.

2025-05-11

@finn no because most of the ones I post are going to specific people who aren't in need of it
(and in clients where I dunno how to at that)

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