Doomwrench

ancrsprk@sdf.org
<exploiter of matter, harvester of energy>
Former NASA Cybersecurity Analyst and Supercomputer tech support.
Unofficial "Mad Max Person"

2025-06-18

Who the hell is ACTUALLY hiring right now? Went from recruiter firehose in 2023 to ghosting as being the norm. I should have stayed a fisherman.

#infosec

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2025-06-02

Brown pelican soaring

A Brown pelican is flying against a light gray sky, with its wings outstretched and its beak pointed forward.
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cR0w :cascadia:cR0w@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02
Death generator of a waiter saying "Good thing I am immune to propaganda."
2025-05-31

@i0null that's a car

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2025-05-31
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Renaud Lifchitz :verified:nono2357@infosec.exchange
2025-05-31
2025-05-31

@nono2357 an Xkcd reference by the Associated Press!

2025-05-30

New Silicon Valley Microcenter is next to Harbor Freight. #takeallmymoney #makersgonnamake

Google map of Lawrence and Stevens Creek
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2025-05-26

@jerry

Something like this perhaps? 🙂🖖

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2025-05-22

Problem for UK teenagers, from their POV: work your ass off to get meaningless cyber qualifications and a dead end job on £30k in an MSSP SOC.. where one day the height of your career may be managing a DLP team triaging 2000 alerts a day of nonsense for £45k a year.

Or: ransom a UK retailer for £10m and then leave the country.

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Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierailorenzofb@infosec.exchange
2025-05-07

For context: just three days ago CrowdStrike said it delivered "record full year operating cash flow of $1.38 billion and record full year free cash flow of $1.07 billion."

And CEO George Kurtz made $46 million last year.

aflcio.org/paywatch/CRWD & ir.crowdstrike.com/news-releas

2025-05-06

@vxunderground Needs more coolant, and you have too much fuel.

2025-05-06

@krypt3ia Patrick Stewart wore it better.

Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard wearing the latest in Borg eyewear.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculuslambdacalculus@masto.hackers.town
2025-05-02

@foone @lifning @jk And for ThinkPad users...

The funeral scene from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, but it says:

Press F1 to Enter Setup
Press F12 to enter Boot Menu
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JA WestenbergDaojoan
2025-04-30

I will never understand the fear of “overreacting” to Nazism. You’re worried about being too alert to genocidal ideology? That’s like worrying the fire alarm is being rude to the flames.

2025-04-30

@0x00string @GossiTheDog

All my vehicles are stick shift and lack a working radio.

2025-04-30
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2025-04-29

Massive increase in Telegram responding to law enforcement court orders in the UK since their CEO was arrested.

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