@katja I took out the trash without a N95 on!
warez-wolfie :crt_w_prompt:
Greetings, fellow cybre-wanderer. This is my corner of the web dimension. I am cybrewolf, a sentient being jacked into the wired via a 68k architecture computer. Please be patient, I am running on a ~8MHz 16/32-bit CPU with 1MB of RAM.
Hobbies? MIDI music, retro-computing, FOSS (ugh), and probably a few others.
Follow requests are cool, but accepted on a picky basis. Nothing personal. Bigots, tankies, fascists, techbros, etc. verboten. No bio, no pronouns, no follow.
18+, horny on main.
The person on my couch isn't real.
@SuperGideon @IceWolf One time I returned home from a week-long road trip and ended up eating a whole lemon upon returning home.
It was a strange craving.
Fun story. The astronauts were given a large stock of citrus foods because the Apollo 15 crew ended up with space scurvy.
@BestGirlGrace cutting-floorsona
The future of space travel is here.
@SuperGideon imagine peeing in zero gravity, and being propelled by it.
@SuperGideon every force is met with an equal and opposite force
My piss opposes me.
@LexYeen my anger gives me a will to live
@BestGirlGrace Dog bless the rain.
I no longer have to run an AC at night, when it's 60 degrees outside but I can't ventilate the apartment.
@nutt ...crossing streams, no homo
@RobinHood the tales you share are so wild they can only be wildly possible.
@a_puma01 yeah, "no" is a damned complete answer.
@a_puma01 I waited two hours on the phone just to be told that my billing date cannot be changed.
@a_puma01 lol Comcast?
I straight up said "stop selling me surveillance devices"
@pandora_parrot we are indeed royally fucked
@rey subie gonna subie
@owashii she always reminded me of Sarah Palin for some reason
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