@glenngabe Yeah, I [currently] believe Google and that it's only a matter of time before they drop to near-zero.

@glenngabe Honestly, we've seen a slight increase in page-one, desktop FAQ results. I keep waiting for the bottom to fall out.

Not to say I'm leaving Mastodon -- just trying to balance where I'm spending time and getting traction as I try (and fail) to phase out Twitter.

If you're on Bluesky, I'm: @dr-pete.bsky.social (with a hyphen, not an underscore).

Sorry, all -- I'm finding I'm spending more time on Bluesky lately. Seems Jack is way less involved than I thought (which is a plus), and it's getting a bit of critical mass while not being overwhelming. Still sorting the next steps of social out, to be sure. Threads is kind of a no-go for me until it has a desktop app and a better algo.

@ianlurie If it's easier for you to believe that George Soros built a space laser than that global warming is real, then congrats -- you're an idiot *and* a racist.

If you're un-ironically repeating conspiracy theories that the fires in Maui were caused by directed energy weapons, I'm going to assume that:

1. You're an asshole
2. You're speaking in code for "Jews did this" and you're an antisemitic asshole

Thanks bye.

@calea99 Nice to meet you! Sorry, I still don't have a mobile app for Mastodon, so playing catch-up. Hope you have a great experience at MozCon.

@phillycodehound@masto.ai My package was totally fine, so definitely not the worst delivery I've ever had.

@phillycodehound@masto.ai I honestly have no idea. What's funny is that the package doesn't even appear in the photo -- it was apparently put down after.

Heading to #MozCon Sunday morning -- look forward to seeing some of you in Seattle.

@ianlurie My Romulan Warbird needed a new singularity core, and I didn't have time to go to the dealership.

@tithonium Funny thing is that you're actually sort of correct -- the package isn't even in the photo.

@tithonium Fortunately, the package was an empty cardboard box to return a phone (and not the phone).

I just got a "Your package was delivered" email alert with the following photo. Keep up the good work, I guess?

@simoncox @johnmu @seanhecking

@johnmu @seanhecking Joking aside, this is exactly the problem with 'X'. It's not a brand. It's not even a word.

@seanhecking My actual opinion about how bad it's going to end is about 10X worse than I suggested in the blog post.

I didn't really need the entire social media landscape to implode/explode in the weeks before MozCon.

Can't believe I'm leaving for MozCon on Sunday. Even with it being about 3 weeks later than usual this year, it still snuck up on me. Then pretty much *boom* back to school. I am riding the stress waves hard right now.