@mynotaurus things necromancers say

*walks through a field of nerf darts* my god,,, what happened here?

@DaCutestCorvid mmmmm burger…

did i eat half of a family sized bag of chips? yes, but i also had a banana, so they should cancel each other out

@snowystripes @deinonychusraptor theropods unite! (public toot edition)

@nytpu still good for hugging!

“color me impressed”
“color me intrigued”
“color me shocked”

i’m not familiar with these colors, what are their RGB values?

@OscarCunningham when the polycule gets too big… polyamorester

getting a lil jealous of how the lyerbird can mimic sounds, like, damn i wanna to do that too

tips for making an awesome character design:

1) give them some wings
2) make the wings bigger
3) …bigger
4) perfection

@gabu fossils and archeology!

https://fossilsarcheology.wiki.gg/

need to be part of dragon/dragonrider story as the dragon…

thinking about that dino minecraft mod…

@nytpu it seems i automatically insert a question mark when there’s an “or”, didn’t know that about myself

@nytpu both, but especially the feathery kind (im the feathery kind)

controversial opinion but i think dinos need to be hugged

@Gurnitath ugh this roll is trash *does the quest again* /j

“let me download yet another app on my smartphone” statesments uttered by the absolutely deranged

god i hate technology

what do you mean i have to download apps to use your service now

why

it didn’t need an app before and it certainly doesn’t need an app now

fuck you