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Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2025-05-16

@sasspossrilla is it good?

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-30

You could almost build a narrative that points to increased tv and internet consumption starting at 13 as the sole reason for all my current problems, but that is reductive. Part of me started to want those things because my brain was changing and growing. Still, I am resentful.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-30

Comparing myself to other people on the internet makes it easy to pretend I'm immune to nostalgia, but it's actually that I'm not super emotionally attached to much media from my childhood, but I'm cripplingly forlorn about specific trees and buildings and things of that nature.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-29

Cleaned my bathtub but there's still some parts of it that feel rough to the touch and I'm not sure if scrubbing harder at them in a good idea because I don't think this thing is real ceramic.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-27

Cleaned my fridge today. Now for everything else.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-26

Flu shot arm is itchy but covid shot arm is not.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-26

I want to go on a road trip but I don't even want to see anything interesting, I just want to experience as wide an array of highway rest stops as I can. That's the real America.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-22

Tried putting milk in canned tomato soup instead of water and it turned it orange (to be expected) but now I keep thinking it tastes like carrots.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-22

@liveonthesun I read the book when I was 15 and I just did not understand it at all. It felt to me like it dropped a bunch of plot and character stuff and never came back to it. I think I might have been too young for it at the time though, what did you like about it?

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-14

@whineosaur I think being isolated by the pandemic probably made me a more selfish person in the long run, and that's gotta have been even worse for people in an earlier stage of development :/

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-14

I think I have an actual cold for the first time in like five years and it's kinda making me nostalgic.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-08
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2024-11-08

Thread of all the possum drawings it drew for Oposstober!!

There’s not quite 31 cuz it missed a couple of days

#possum #opossum

Drawing of a Virginia opossum Joey sitting on a pumpkinDrawing of a Virginia opossum carrying leavesDrawing of a Virginia opossum asleep in blanketsDrawing of a small Virginia opossum Joey with a skyrim marker above their head, and an interaction message to press E to talk peembo
Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2024-11-08

@sasspossrilla it scream

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Not opening the door tonight. I know my wife's lawyer is gonna dress as a my little pony or some shit and serve me a subpoena. Too smart for that trick

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2023-09-01

@sasspossrilla Oh thank god you have finally tried them.

Egg Gremlinegg_gremlin
2023-09-01

Can't go to the CVS anymore, they've got Halloween stuff now and one of them in a creepy goth baby that says stuff in its deeply disturbing fake baby voice and people keep turning it on. Also a cat that screams in pain for way too long.

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2023-08-24

The trans dude* experience of having a lot of the physical qualities even your progressive friends love to make fun of in men as long as they're Bad Men 🙃

* value rounded to nearest gender for ease of communication

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Erik Uden 🍑ErikUden@mastodon.de
2023-08-23

Once libraries are nonexistent any modern fascist movement wouldn't even have to burn books, but flick one switch and they'd be remotely deleted from your Amazon Kindle or similar digital “library”.

Capitalists are already building the infrastructure to do this through DRM, so stop believing tech is apolitical - the defunding of libraries and paywalling of information are all part of this. :trantifa:

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アストラ!אסטרהastrr@masto.astrra.space
2023-08-22
Thinking of buying from audible.com or itunes? Remember, if you pirate something, it's yours for life. You can take it anywhere and it will always work.

But if you buy DRM-locked media, and you ever switch operating systems or new technology comes along, your collection could be lost.

And if you try to keep it, you'll be a criminal (DMCA 1201).

So remember: if you want a collection you can count on, PIRATE IT.

Hey, you'll be a criminal either way.

(if you don't like this, demand drm-free files)

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