Fleeing to Mastodon to escape the Sisyphus discourse on Twitter ~ is an actual sentence I just wrote.

I’ll tell you what James Cameron likes: wet stuff

Mastodon: Speaking Toots To Power

Fuck Baby Man Tyrants. Fight Fascists. Feast on their tears.

Also be nice to your Mom.

Me: gasping for oxygen on Mars
Elon: this isn’t very hardcore of you

Congratulations Nick Cannon took us over the top https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/15/world/global-population-8-billion-un-intl-hnk/index.html

This is morbid but it’s 5 pm and already dark outside: has anyone figured out if the disproportionately high number of COVID deaths amoung Republicans vs.
Democrats actually affected the midterms?

happy Monday Team let’s get that cheddar

~ dedicated to the ballers/mice in my life

I went out for dinner with a group of women tonight and I realized not one damn broad I know didn’t lose their mind during/since COVID and I think that’s neat

Breaking: Florida has Florida’d

America really changed in 2016, and I wish that it was different, but it only made me realize that I am. I don't find diversity threatening, or think empathy is weakness, or consider gender and sexuality both everything and yet irrelevant. So whatever happens tonight I won't go to bed shocked, like I did that year...but I will do so dreaming of a better nation, worthy of its own original dream. I'm stubborn like that.

Dating a pirate sounds like fun until your realize it’s always shiver me Timbers and never shiver we Timbers

@GirlCaffeinated I just want to make sure we can find each other in the dark, if we need to xoxoxo

Sorry your kids won't talk to you man but we're more than happy to provide a heaping bowl of blistering teen-esque disdain

a thing that is not parody but is nevertheless hilarious is that a egomaniac narcissist paid billions of dollars to be relentlessly, publicly mocked in the town square by the cool kids who will never love him. Again: HE PAID FOR THIS

These days I crave kindness and competence but will settle for a really good chili

Yeah I'm verified -- by your Mom

Nice to wake up and see so many #Earpers on here! We can of course try to stay on Twitter as long as possible. But this is a good muster point if we get separated.

@cadlymack I'm still not over it's "toots"

I will never forgive Elon for making me toot.

I said what I said