em / justlikeyouimagined

mostly here for the pirates and cannibals. assume 18+.

Profiction, anti-censorship. Sometimes I write unapologetically preverse stories.

em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
Victoria Madernavmaderna@mastodon.art
2024-07-04

I still like this fancy bibliophile bat I painted a while back. I started with a very saturated red ground which made it quite hard to paint but the results were pretty interesting I think.

Prints: inprnt.com/gallery/vmaderna/a-

#MastoArt #illustration #bat

Painting in acrylics and gouache of a bat wearing a top hat, sitting on an armchair and reading a book. By Victoria Maderna.
em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-09-21

Introducing Masto Reader. Like Thread Reader App, but for Mastodon.

How does it work? Mention @mastoreaderio(@mastodon.social) anywhere in a thread and say "unroll" and the little bot will do the rest.

Here's an example (that takes a bit to load for reasons)

mastoreader.io/?url=https%3A%2

You can share those links with others.

Links to the crappy source code can be found in the bot's profile.

Everything runs in your browser. The server doesn't log anything either.

Enjoy and spread the word.

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-09-12

@evil_erato
Honestly that sounds like the sort of thing I would put off for months so good for you for doing it!

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-09-12

Kid added 'waterproof scrunchie' to her birthday wish list. Knowing this didn't exist and was very likely a filler item she added just to have more things, I ignored it.

My mother, on the other hand, spent ages looking for one (unsuccessfully of course). I heard about her troubles so many times I finally just said I'd make her a damn waterproof scrunchie.

Anyway, tada. If anyone else needs nearly a full yard of waterproof horse printed fabric, you know who to call πŸ™„πŸ˜†

two white hair scrunchies with a horse pattern
em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-09-11

I thought I'd enjoy a little overlap in real life and fandom socials by adding a select few people, but I think now this is the only place where no one irl follows me and where I then can't inadvertently make anyone feel bad by talking about sensitive topics like relationships or big feelings.

Weird to wonder if I'm gonna block my dearest people, but also I've grown quite fond of yelling into the void.

Probably should just buy a diary πŸ˜…

em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-09-11

Power against the fuckery.
Create for you.

Black button inscribed with the message "Despite everything, create."
em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-31

@evil_erato
I hear you, I support you!

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-31

@evil_erato
It was just magic. Also here:

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-31

Seeing OFMD s2 release is Oct 5: I will absolutely not be going to work that day.

Seeing it will be a staggered release w/ 3 eps first: Hmm, guess I could go to work after all.

Waking up the next day realizing I've been thinking nonstop about 56 seconds: Nope, will definitely need the day

em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-08-31

The wonderful six-part slow-mo version of the trailer!
Part 1

twitter.com/anklyosnorus/statu
#ofmds2teaser

em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-08-31
em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:

Sometimes I think about the fact that my brain rot is so bad that I sat at the front of a room of fellow scholars and gave a point-by-point analysis about how ofmd smaus reproduce a multitude of eighteenth-century literary techniques. Not only that, they were convinced! This show has made my life so delightfully weird!

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-28

@sweveris
A really exceptional beach day: quiet area, fine cool sand, calm water, slight breeze, blue skies. A+

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-27

I don't hate this even a little

blessedly empty beach. fine sand, calm, clear lake, blue sky
em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-26

A few days ago my trimmer died halfway through giving a quick once over my legs (I like the prickly feeling - it's a stim for me to rub my hand over it, so I tend to shave every couple months) and I forgot about it til just now. I look a fool and I just... don't care? And that's just fucking spectacular.

Wish I could show anxious pre-teen me how little social norms will matter to them later.

Close up of pale lower legs showing an incredibly inconsistent shave - one leg is very clearly more stubbly than the other which is mostly long hair with. patches of stubble. Right leg has a black ink tattoo on the shin of a lower jaw, eyes and sunbeams
em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-08-26

How many times have you had COVID (that you know of)?

(Boosts are fine)

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-26

Finally done work and have the next TEN (10) days off!

Going camping for a few days with family, maybe meet some dear friends in small faraway place that none of us live in but all will be randomly nearby, and then get the kid ready for school and her birthday soon after. And maybe READ SOME BOOKS and KNIT SOME YARN.

I'm so excited.

em / justlikeyouimagined boosted:
2023-08-25

Today's gender is the smell of two a.m. just before it starts to storm.

em / justlikeyouimaginedemtrik@blorbo.social
2023-08-24

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst