old hazel

dont piss it. 😎

making gay synthpop @powderpaint

hey im
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old hazelenvgen
2022-05-02

about to shutter this account, pls follow me on @hazel 🙏

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-29

have you rembered to follow new hazel over at @hazel

following new hazel is the new and cool thing to do. that's 0800 @hazel

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-26

lb: hey follow my new account!!

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drag paul's run racehazel@godforsaken.website
2022-04-26
old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

aight i have a new account set up at @hazel which i will eventually move over to pls follow 🙏

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@jk why cant you call it mbasto

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@pisscotheque @PublicChaffinch aight im sold. where do you want this vhs

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@jk this is the absolute tbing with masto

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josefjk
2022-04-25

tbing on masto is like. the problem with it. from what ive seen. from what i've noticed. and ive been here for like 6 years. 5 years?? anyway you join some instance and then later on half the people that follow you cant follow you anymore because their instance blocked your instance or something. and you can change instances but that means you lose most of the rest of the people who still follow you, and then the 'the instance you use gets blocked' thing will probably just happen again

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@pisscotheque you make a good argument

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@shonalika @wolfie hmmmmMMMMM

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

@wolfie @shonalika but i am not dead inside!!

old hazelenvgen
2022-04-25

back with my tail between my legs... what's a good instance these days? might start fresh with a new account

old hazelenvgen
2021-12-28

how's everybody doin

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josefjk
2021-10-31

when the queen dies do they put her on top of a houseboat like the duck in rosie and jim

old hazel boosted:
2021-10-31

hi hi did you know @mollynoise 's new album is up for pre-order RIGHT NOW?

some songs (inc the one I'm on:3) are listenable immediately

+ there are also TAPES

go check it out go go go go go go

mollynoise.bandcamp.com/album/

💜🖤💜

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old hazelenvgen
2021-10-04

gromit

a very spindly plasticine gromit from wallace and gromit lying on his back, he has very thin limbs and an enormous black nosetwo abominable plasticine gromits with deep set bags under their eyes, mangled feet, and big flat elephant earsa tall ghostly plasticine gromit, rendered entirely in reddish brown with thick stumpy legs and nubby armsgromit rendered in cardboard, essentially it's two loo roll tubes one on top of the other, the top one has a couple of sketchy black circles for eyes drawn on it, the bottom tube has a bigger black circle for a nose
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old hazelenvgen
2021-10-04

wallace

a poorly constructed handmade version of wallace from wallace and gromit holding what is presumably a slice of cheese in his big oafish mittsan even more poorly made head of wallace from wallace and gromit, covered in bits of hair and with off-model accessories including glasses and a grey moustacheyet another poorly modelled version of wallace, with thick strips of black plasticine over his mouth presumably to represent teeth but on the whole gives off a very hannibal lecter sort of vibein this one wallace has massive club hands, huge dilated pupils, thick red lips and some kind of maroon coloured goiter on his neck
old hazelenvgen
2021-10-03

@pisscotheque we bought some canned pumpkin goo off sainsbos online but they didnt have any so they substituted it with 'jolly ranchers' which i believe is a sort of gummy sweet??

old hazelenvgen
2021-10-03

@jk damn nice

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