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Bio: 🛡️ Cybersecurity enthusiast sharing insights & tips on navigating the digital landscape. 🏹 Archery aficionado, dog & cat lover. Let's connect & learn together!

Interests: #Cybersecurity #InfoSec #Archery #Tech #Privacy #Arsenal

About Me: Welcome to my Mastodon profile! I'm eplots, a cybersecurity enthusiast on a journey to explore the ever-evolving world of digital security. Join me as I share insights, tips, and personal experiences gained from my cybersecurity journey. Outside of the digital realm, you'll find me perfecting my aim on the archery range or spending quality time with my beloved dog and cat.

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Website/Blog: https://eplots.io/

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Me right now... (Bart Simpson lying in bed with his eyes open) When you haven't even gone to sleep yet and you already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow

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This should be on TV every day, possibly multiple times per day…. #AI

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No more work. Time to play.

#dog #meme #gif

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If you ever think you're not great at tech, web design or use cases you're almost certainly still better than the person who built this

Online Death Certificate Request

Step 1: Who is on the Death Certificate?

The person listed on the Death Certificate is (options)

Button 1 - Myself

Button 2 - Someone Else

FUCK

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Not only is one German state moving from Microsoft to LibreOffice, but the whole federal government is committing to move to open standards by 2027: https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2025/04/29/germany-committing-to-odf-and-open-document-standards/

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•chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social Follow unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy Ken Cheng • You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 25m • Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because I am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. I write all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. I suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can I have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

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Just marvel at it 🤯

On this day in 2003, David Seaman made one of the greatest saves ever witnessed 🧤

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The benefits of walking away
1. Makes bad things disappear more quickly.
2. Gives everyone an optimal view of your backside.
3. Finally answers the question: "I wonder what would happen ifi just walked away'"

For fuck sake ref, get your shit together! #arsenal #coyg #evears

Love the shithousery from Martinelli on our FKs. #arsenal #evears #coyg

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Seriously, what is the point of VAR?

The "offense" is outside the box, it's no fucking offense in the first place and Tarkowski is a twat. Enough said.. #arsenal #evears #coyg

Watching the game with only stadium audio is a new, pleasant, experience. And Tarkowski is a twat.
#arsenal #evears #coyg

Welcome back, Saka ❤️ #arsenal

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"Pack light. Bring only the essentials."

The essentials:

fluffy white cat laying on its back strapped inside luggage

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Want disk usage per dir on a Linux? Try:

du -h --exclude=/proc --max-depth=1 /

This screenshot shows output of the “du -h --exclude=/proc --max-depth=1 / “ command which is nothing but disk usage per dir on Linux.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamaj... • 1d That's a weird way to say "Sexual assault victim uses self-defense to escape her attacker" FOXT3 Memphis C- C mp... Teen stabbed with scissors after pulling student's dress up at Memphis school, police say

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Musk och trump I en tesla

Dum och dummare i en hundbil

Memen they're the same picture

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Have a Super Mar 10, everyone!

#mar10 #marioday

Billboard says Have a Super Mar 10

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